15.) The UN apologize for Mr. Agdestein's behavior in Myanmar in January 2020.

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15.) The UN apologize for Mr. Agdestein's behavior in Myanmar in January 2020.
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(Sometimes I have to change the date of NATO's Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg's and his wife Ingrid Schulerud's arrest...)
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- The UN wish to apologize to Ms. Aung San Suu Kyi for Mr. Asmund Agdestein's behavior under a fact finding mission for the UN to Myanmar in January 2020.
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Both Ms. Aung San Suu Kyi and Mr. Asmund Agdestein claim that she willingly gave her Nobel Peace Prize to Mr. Asmund Agdestein for him to return it to Oslo - as The Norwegian Nobel Peace Prize Committee had requested Ms. Aung San Suu Kyi to do.
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BUT her neighbors all claim that Mr. Asmund Agdestein entered Ms Aung San Suu Kyi's compound by beating up her two guards and then demanding loudly to be given the Nobel Peace Prize.
Ms. Aung San Suu Kyi replied by screaming abuse and death threats towards Mr. Asmund Agdestein before she threw the Nobel Prize Medal at him. Ms. Aung San Suu Kyi then reportedly yelled:
"Burma is a Buddhist country and any Bengali Rohingas still left in Burma doesn't belong here and should be chased back home to Bangladesh where they belong!"
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Then Ms. Aung San Suu Kyi reportedly yelled, according to her neighbors, to Mr. Asmund Agdestein:
"The army was my fathers army and NOW they are my boys and tomorrow they will have you executed if you don't take your private jet and leave Burma ASAP! 
MY boys want FUN and I ALLOW them to take and keep whatever they want and to do whatever THEY want to do with the Bengali whores!"
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Again The UN wish to apologize to Ms. Aung San Suu Kyi for Mr. Asmund Agdestein's rude behavior and the UN has already destroyed his 300 page long report on the fast dwindling Rohingyas populations perils in Myanmar.
Mr. Asmund Agdestein's Report was oddly enough named:
"How the World Misunderstood the Pretext of the House Arrest of Mrs. Aung San Suu Kyi, the Daughter of General Aung San. And How Mrs. Aung San Suu Kyi Follows Closely General Aung San Ethnic Cleansing Plan Step by Step:
1.) Get Rid of the British.
2.) Get Rid of the Rohingyas.
3.) Sterilize ALL Karen and Other Minorities Women.
The Final solution: Be OUR OWN Burmese People in one Homogenic Nirvanaistic Buddhist Nation."
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- The UN wish to apology to both Myanmar and Bangladesh for the unauthorized and illegal border crossing Mr. Asmund Agdestein did into the Chittagong Hill Tracts and the illegal and unauthorized travel on to Chittagong and Cox Bazar - and then back into Myanmar illegally.
Mr. Asmund Agdestein has explained to the UN comity looking into his misbehavior, that he wished to revisit the places he and and Sonya, a 19 years old girl from Sydney Australia, visited in 1984. Revisit to see how the local minority groups were coping - to make sure the refugees from Myanmar do not expel the local minorities - and thus making a crisis within the original crisis.
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The UN wish AGAIN to express its discontent for the fact that Mr. Asmund Agdestein AGAIN look for problems where there are NO problems. And this is EXACTLY the same discontent expressed by the Norwegian Government in October 2019.
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- The UN wish again to distance itself from "The World Police" that Asmund Agdestein has established with CIA under the guidance of, among others, MI5, MI6 and Mossad.
Mr. Asmund Agdestein claims that if not 50.1% of UN countries are opposed to his plans, HIS plans will be followed by "The World Police".
- But the UN underlines that that is NOT how it should be!
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- The UN is also worried over the power Mr. Asmund Agdestein has gained after he in September 2019 toppled and arrested the Secretary General of NATO because Mr. Jens Stoltenberg supposedly is a traitor, a fraudster, a murderer and Vladimir Putin's mole and eyes, ears and voice in NATO.
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- The UN has been told that it was Mr. Asmund Agdestein who casually was standing, dressed in ordinary Russian police clothing, in front of the interim Russian President Garry Kasparov.
Mr. Asmund Agdestein with his hand casually on his pistol holster, threatening Mr. Garry Kasparov to follow the inauguration Presidential speech Mr. Asmund Agdestein had dictated.
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- UN, and the rest of the world, is still questioning the sanity of Mr. Asmund Agdestein for penning and signing the "FSB Amnesty and Pardon Agreement" that allowed former Russian President Vladimir Putin to go unpunished into exile with 100 million USD pocket money.
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The UN wish to put forward the complaint from Great Britain that the GB delegation felt bullied by Mr. Asmund Agdestein to sign the "FSB Amnesty and Pardon Agreement". Great Britain wish to point out that it is a sovereign nation and that it will NOT be bullied by Mr. Asmund Agdestein to sign any other agreements - EVER!.
- As we all know Mr. Asmund Agdestein caused an international outcry when he threatened to kick GB out of every organization and to dismantle the Commonwealth unless GB signed the "FSB Amnesty and Pardon Agreement".
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- The UN no longer wish to cooperate with Mr. Asmund Agdestein and he now is starting up a new organization threatening to make the UN obsolete. The UN wish to express its sadness that so many nations have decided to join Mr. Asmund Agdesteins organization. The UN wish to point out that Mr. Asmund Agdestein gives too much faith in the new democratically elected Government in North-Korea by placing the headquarters in Pyongyang, North-Korea.
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- The UN wish to point out that the NBA match here in New York on Friday May 1. at the Madison Square Garden organized by Dennis Rodman and Steve Tyler, is just a giant PR-stunt for whatever Mr. Asmund Agdestein and his wife Mrs. Karen Helene Midelfart Agdestein stands for.
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On Monday May 4., after the NBA match, on the same day but separate from each other, Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un, Edward Snowden and Chelsea Elizabeth Manning will address the UN.
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But the really BIG day will be on the following day, on the Tuesday after the NBA match, when  Chelsea Elizabeth Manning and Edward Snowden get married in the UN building.
Mrs. Karen Helene Midelfart Agdestein fixed them up without even telling her husband.
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To show respect for the bride Chelsea Elizabeth Manning and groom Edward Snowden, the UN Headquarters bookshop will shred its two copies of Julian Assanges autobiography:
"I am JULIAN ASSANGE! And I did it ALL! - For FAME! & SEX! & DRUGS!"
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All the UN occasions will, like the NBA match, be broadcasted worldwide on both TV and the internet.
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- As The UN has pointed out several times earlier Mr. Asmund Agdestein and his wife Mrs. Karen Helene Midelfart Agdestein have never been elected to any political positions - and the UN fears that they have a hidden agenda just like the now arrested former Norwegian Secretary General of NATO, Jens Stoltenberg, and his now arrested wife Ingrid Schulerud had.
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