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25.) Famous Americans I have met.
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I have met a few famous Americans.
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Those I spoke with:
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Michael Wadleigh made the 1969 documentary of the Woodstock Music Festival, the most famous non violent event during the flower power generation.
I met Michael when I was cycling from the Mekong river on my way to Luang Nam Tha in Laos. He was coming the other way heading for the Mekong.
It could have been in 2002 but I think it was in 2004.
Like so many Americans abroad he told me his life story in five very interesting minutes. Then he wanted to talk about 9.11.
Michael Wadleigh was in Laos to study the Mekong and the impact on the environment damming the Mekong would bring.
I guess I should have taken a picture of him but I didn't - but I think he took a picture of me...
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William Baldwin was one of the worlds most popular male actors but then he played a creepy role in Sliver in 1993 with Sharon Stone and his popularity faded.
I saw William standing with his smug grin in a big bar in Jasper Canada. People walked up to him shook his hand and walked away. I was in the bar with two other cyclists and I didn't speak to William, I think, although the evening got a bit blurred as I got rather drunk. To my big surprice he was the smiling face that welcomed me in to the local Subway fast food store in Jasper. According to rules anyone wanting to open one og ten Subway fast food shop(s) must be in training for a week or two somewhere else. We talked about Norway and then he asked if I wanted green pepper and my brain went DON'T say "sliver"! Then we talked some more about Norway.
First day cycling out of Jasper a black bear was next to the road. I sopped behind a big black SUV to look at my first bear up close. "Maybe William flaunting his wealth" I thought. Then I had to leave because the bear was too close for comfort. I think that night I spent in a campground romantically called "Pocahontas"...
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Those I could have spoken with:
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President Bill Clinton was holding a speech in a Sydney park towards the end of 1996. I went there with two other Norwegians but to get into the park the metal detector took too much time so by the time we got in Bills speech was almost over.
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People left but for some reason Bill Clinton and the ever smiling Australian Prime Minister were just standing there. The crowd now were about only 50 people and I joined in on "Four more years!" I thought about saying loud "I love Chelsea!" - That would have been sickening funny in Australia and Norway but NOT in the US. I should have shouted "Stay away from anyone named Monica!" but not even Bill would know what that meant...
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He walked along the fence and anyone who wanted could shake his hand or high five it. But I hesitated. The perfect US President and I hesitated. then suddenly someone grabbed Bill Clinton and moved his head next to bills head to take a photo of two close friends. Bill was shaken and looked around for Secret Service but they didn't do anything. Bill was still visibly shaken and left after a few more hands. In 2016 I spoke with someone from Sydney and I spoke about what a fun place Sydney is and then I mentioned Bill Clinton in the park and without me mentioning it he told me his friend had grabbed Bill to get a picture...

24.) Let D. Rodman play down the importance of fathers and grandfathers.

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24.) Let D. Rodman play down the importance of fathers and grandfathers.
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Kim Jong-un probably does what he does for his father and especially his grandfather. Let Dennis Rodman play down the importance of close forefathers and let him come with examples from his own life or some friends life.
Do not construct stories but go looking for a story that is genuine and therefore expecting thought provoking on Kim Jong-uns part.
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I bet he rather would have had a life in the US going to Basketball games with Dennis Rodman in Madison Square Garden or something else if he didn't feel trapped in an inherited leader role.
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His brother studied in Switzerland and once said to the family Japanese cook:
"Look at us. We got everything we need while millions are starving."
Unfortunately for the world HE didn't inherit the leadership - and now he is dead.
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So let Dennis Rodman be genuine and play down the role of fathers and grandfathers. Just to make Kim Jong-un think differently.
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Kim Jong-un can under no circumstance leave North Korea because a military coo could be much worse and even less predictable.
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23.) Let Dennis Rodman give North Korea 1 million TV sets.

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23.) Let Dennis Rodman give North Korea 1 million TV sets.
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I remember 10-15 years ago a single North Korean attacked a TV crew in North Korea because he thought they were Americans...
For a population of 25 million brainwashed souls it doesn't take much kindness from USA for them to rethink their attitude. The Winter Olympics is very soon coming up and that could be the right moment to show some kindness.
Why not give one million TVs made especially for North Korea. Separate the screen with all electronics in a separate box. Make the TV screens SO strong that grandpa can't crack it with his cane.
Separate screen from electronics so it's easy to see that nothing is hidden. Separate so that even if it is confiscated the soldiers/police will only take the box leaving the screen behind as a very visible image of US kindness.
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Give it from an organization not closely connected to the Government. Or maybe given from an American billionaire.
Make it so that it can easily be connected to Google Chromecast in the future.
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22.) My lifelong interest in North Korea explained.

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22.) My lifelong interest in North Korea explained.
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My uncle Ivar D. was a surgeon for the US military during the Korean war and a member of the 38th parallel. Maybe he told me something from Korea.
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October 9, 1983 North Korea killed 21, mainly South Koreans, in a bomb explosion in Rangoon, Burma.
In February 1984 I was outside the gate of the Martyr Mausoleum and asked the military guards if this was the place for the explosion. Eventually they said "Yes". But they didn't let me in...
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In 1998 I cycled from Bangkok through Laos, China, Mongolia until the road ended north east of Cita in Russia Far East. I had to take the train to a few train stops before Blagoveschensk. Then on by bicycle to Vladivostok around 1500 kilometer after Blagoveschensk. Then I cycled to Khasan near the river border to North Korea.
This was under Boris Jeltsin and the Rubel crashed and people were annoyed. No one stopped me on the way to the border village and nobody stopped me from playing spy taking pictures of the train bridge between Russia and North Korea.
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At night I pitched my tent in the bushes 30 meters from the border fence between Russia and China forgetting completely that the border probably was heavily mined...
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Two days later I crossed the border to China. In China I cycled as close to the North-Korean border as I could. The area was probably closed to foreigners on bicycle so I passed roadblocks as quiet as I could using yellow earplugs connected to a yellow Walkman pretending to be listening to loud music so that I could ignore soldiers calls of warning...
Some parts of the border the border line is following a tiny river and I could see the North Korean soldiers chatting to each other. A big portrait of the first North Korean leader stared at me from afar. whenever I saw ordinary people they were picking cabbage.
There were logging trucks on the gravel road with long uncut threes on the truck. But in each sharp bend the threes would have pushed anyone and anything in the ditch.
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In Dandong the river is big and I peered across to North Korea in binoculars, before I cycled on to Dalian and the end of my bike ride. I had lost a lot of money in a stock trade that went sour so I had to go back to Norway to work for years...
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In end of June 2016 I was arrested in Thailand for 6 years without visa and 15 months without valid passport. The American Embassy helped me as I had requested and on a video link with the judge I was afraid of getting three months in jail - and she gave me only three days thanks to the American Embassy.
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But then I became the responsibility of the Norwegian Foreign Department and they didn't want me back to Norway so I spent 8 weeks in Bangkok Detention Center waiting for a ticket back to Norway.
We were around 70 people in one room and the youth I thought was a dolled up Japanese turned out to be North Korean. Unfortunately I didn't find it out until he left...
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In 1982 I was among the first foreigners to travel "freely" in China.
maybe I will be among the first foreigners who can travel freely in North Korea too?
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21.) I would like to work for CIA, FBI and the current US Administration.

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21.) I would like to work for CIA, FBI and the current US Administration.
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I would like to work for CIA to solve the international problems CIA is unable to solve.
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I would like to work for FBI to solve the domestic problems FBI is unable to solve.
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I would actually like to work for the current US Administration on especially international issues - but also on national issues. The more problems - the more I want to help.
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I would like to be stationed in Las Vegas that I know from a East Coast to West Coast bicycle ride in 1992 and a Las Vegas - Fairbanks - Skagway bicycle ride in 96 and two bicycle rides in 97.
A short bike ride from Las Vegas I will find all the quiet I need - to think thoughts within problem comprehending and problem solving no one in FBI or CIA has been able to think before...
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I would like to be given a plethora of different kinds of problems to comprehend and solve, because one day my brain wants to work on international problems the next on domestic or maybe even on Las Vegas local police problems. 
I will be "unofficial" and low key working mainly on my own.
I will work 24/7 because when I am in the mood I don't want to stop - as a supplier of ideas on how to comprehend and solve national and international problems.
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I MIGHT bring with me a professor from the University of Oslo that I used to admire, from a distance, when she went to NHH Norwegian School of Economics here in Bergen, Norway.
I do not wish to waste more time in Norway - and soon she will understand she doesn't want to waste time in Norway either. Most likely she then would be bringing a teenager with her that requires, in the near future, a driving permit and a High School within driving distance.
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BUT I am stuck and totally broke in Norway trying to explain to Europe most naive (read: dumb) people what is wrong with Norway...
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20.) TOCs moved up.

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20.)  TOCs moved up.
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19.) I need my 10 years long Thailand visit ban lifted.

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19.) I need my 10 years long Thailand visit ban lifted.
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I am stuck in dreadful Norway explaining to the most naive people in the world what is wrong with Norway...
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Please CIA, FBI, current US Administration, anyone? Rescue me!
I am broke so I can't rescue myself...
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To whom it may concern:
I need my 10 years long visit ban for overstay in Thailand lifted.
Punishment for six years without visa and 15 months without valid passport.
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Between April 2014 and 17. January 2016 I wrote my blog from Trat Province for CIA via The American Embassy in Bangkok.
I am for ever grateful to The American Embassy in Bangkok for honoring my request for a prearranged low imprisonment!
- The Bangkok(?) SKYPE(?) link judge gave me three days in stead of feared around three months! - And someone let me out of the prison after just two days...
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- But once I was under The Norwegian Embassy "protection" in Bangkok at the Bangkok Detention center, The Norwegian Embassy spent 8 weeks procrastinating getting me to Norway...
- Norwegian Prime Minister Erna Solberg is the cousin of my neighbor, best childhood friend and classmate and I guess Erna Solberg still hates me for not repaying her her affection for me when we were 11 or 12 years old...
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I wish to find my Thai daughter to teach her tolerance towards other peoples meanings, feelings, concerns and ideas so that she within 2037 can become the Prime Minister of Thailand.
Her mom stole my DNA thinking I had the best DNA available in Thailand...
My daughter (85% certainty) - or son (15% certainty) - was born 1997, probably in Udon Thani. Her mothers name is Pramuan S. something something.
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I don't need to know who is helping me getting the visa ban lifted.
- I just get a letter from the Thai Embassy when the visit ban is lifted.
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Thanks a lot!
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18.) TOCs moved up.

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18.)  TOCs moved up.
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17.) To CIA and FBI: Teach employees ventriloquism!

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17.) To CIA and FBI: Teach employees ventriloquism!
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This idea is 30 minutes old and came to me as I stood in front of the mirror in the bathroom.
Then I thought that surely CIA and FBI must already be using this, so I googled it and no - nothing. Meaning you already are using ventriloquism - and it is a secret... or?
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Teach each and every CIA and FBI and US Administration employee - including The President - ventriloquism. At least those who venture outside their own office during working hours...
Use ventriloquism when a conversation should remain a secret - and there is the slightest chance someone is filming the conversation. Deaf people, cooperating with spies or the media, are EXTREMELY good at getting every word right when they can watch the conversation over and over again.
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Use ventriloquism when a telephone conversation - over a SECURE line - should remain a secret.
- DON'T use the mouth when speaking.
- DO use the mouth pretending to be speaking when listening.
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Did I mention The President?
Why on earth does he waste time on the nitty gritty when he has 325,234,242 citizen to guide?
No more phone calls to individuals and no more foot-in-mouth conversations.
To avoid "He Said - She Said" The President should wear a voice activated device when out and about in the public.
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I really do want to work for CIA, FBI or/and the current US Administration.
It's very simple: I need only 48 hours to pack and get to the airport in Bergen, Norway. But I really do not have any money so ticket - cheapest class - must be paid and pocket money must be given (lent).
I would like to live in Las Vegas where I cycled through in 1992, 1996 and twice in 1997. I LOVE the peacefulness of the desert - and it will give me great  opportunities to think. And the hustle and bustle of Las Vegas provokes me to think differently - in a good way. I do not drive anymore so I will cycle.
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I can "hit the ground running" by having been given a plethora of problems to solve already before I leave Norway. I solve problems by letting my brain solve  them using a wast foundation of experiences and knowledge I have acquired during 40 years of traveling and living abroad. If I have adequate information I actually do not need to think about the problem, somehow my brain will often solve the problem and give me a solution when I the least would expect it.
That is why I actually need a plethora of problems to solve because just one problem can get me stuck. The whole thing needs to have a slight hint of playfulness - if it gets TOO serious I'm afraid I will freeze stuck.
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So during the first year I can't come to Langley or Washington - BUT if I am seen as doing very well I can come a lot earlier if necessary. 
The best for me would be to be given problems to solve for CIA, FBI and the current US Administration - more or less - simultaneously.
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If I am working for FBI and/or the current US Administration as well, I would like to, after a month or so, ride "shotgun" in a police car in Las Vegas to first hand see the problems a city like Las Vegas is facing. Three or four shifts during a month so i get the full 24 hours of Las Vegas trouble. I won't be in the first responder car but the second or the third.
After another month I would like to cycle with the Las Vegas Sheriff Department more than 20 years after I was offered to buy a surplus Las Vegas Sheriff Department bike. I ride a full day or divide it in to two separate parts. Both incidences, by car and by bicycle, I am just an observer collecting impressions and recognizing problems to be solved - and after an unknown amount of time I will produce ideas on how to solve the problems. I will NOT be taking part in police work and I will only be armed with nothing more than a cannister of Mace.
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Maybe we can test something I woke up to this morning thinking:
Instead of shooting after a running man shout:
"Citizen arrest NOW! Trip him and kick him!"
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In the west you have a lot of people with grievances against the system and grievances against the Government. Even if they knew that I was helping the FBI they would still be willing to talk to me because they would see me as an outsider willing to try to understand them and more than willing to settle a dispute and solving problems.
If I solve one problem they would let me solve another problem and they would - after a while - no longer see the Government as a threat AND the Government and the FBI would no longer see them as a threat.
The meeting could be as simple as me alone and unarmed on my bike in the desert and them speaking to me through a tinted window rolled down half an inch.
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I actually do not like to study because my own ideas are often more correct than any textbook. I saw on the front page that someone in Washington doesn't like to read either. I should have read the "news" story - but I couldn't be bothered...
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My reasoning for not going beyond High School is this: If I need to build a bridge or a skyscraper I can pay someone to do the calculations and to build it - ALL I need to know is WHY I need to have a bridge or a skyscraper built...
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All the words I use in my blogs are my own words that I know from somewhere - only problem would be the spelling on a word I may not have written before.
My over 60.000 words long original blog written for CIA between April 2014 and January 17, 2016 was written at College Graduate level - and I wrote it BEFORE Google could translate properly. - I am still a bit proud just thinking about it...
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