17.) To CIA and FBI: Teach employees ventriloquism!

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17.) To CIA and FBI: Teach employees ventriloquism!
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This idea is 30 minutes old and came to me as I stood in front of the mirror in the bathroom.
Then I thought that surely CIA and FBI must already be using this, so I googled it and no - nothing. Meaning you already are using ventriloquism - and it is a secret... or?
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Teach each and every CIA and FBI and US Administration employee - including The President - ventriloquism. At least those who venture outside their own office during working hours...
Use ventriloquism when a conversation should remain a secret - and there is the slightest chance someone is filming the conversation. Deaf people, cooperating with spies or the media, are EXTREMELY good at getting every word right when they can watch the conversation over and over again.
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Use ventriloquism when a telephone conversation - over a SECURE line - should remain a secret.
- DON'T use the mouth when speaking.
- DO use the mouth pretending to be speaking when listening.
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Did I mention The President?
Why on earth does he waste time on the nitty gritty when he has 325,234,242 citizen to guide?
No more phone calls to individuals and no more foot-in-mouth conversations.
To avoid "He Said - She Said" The President should wear a voice activated device when out and about in the public.
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I really do want to work for CIA, FBI or/and the current US Administration.
It's very simple: I need only 48 hours to pack and get to the airport in Bergen, Norway. But I really do not have any money so ticket - cheapest class - must be paid and pocket money must be given (lent).
I would like to live in Las Vegas where I cycled through in 1992, 1996 and twice in 1997. I LOVE the peacefulness of the desert - and it will give me great  opportunities to think. And the hustle and bustle of Las Vegas provokes me to think differently - in a good way. I do not drive anymore so I will cycle.
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I can "hit the ground running" by having been given a plethora of problems to solve already before I leave Norway. I solve problems by letting my brain solve  them using a wast foundation of experiences and knowledge I have acquired during 40 years of traveling and living abroad. If I have adequate information I actually do not need to think about the problem, somehow my brain will often solve the problem and give me a solution when I the least would expect it.
That is why I actually need a plethora of problems to solve because just one problem can get me stuck. The whole thing needs to have a slight hint of playfulness - if it gets TOO serious I'm afraid I will freeze stuck.
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So during the first year I can't come to Langley or Washington - BUT if I am seen as doing very well I can come a lot earlier if necessary. 
The best for me would be to be given problems to solve for CIA, FBI and the current US Administration - more or less - simultaneously.
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If I am working for FBI and/or the current US Administration as well, I would like to, after a month or so, ride "shotgun" in a police car in Las Vegas to first hand see the problems a city like Las Vegas is facing. Three or four shifts during a month so i get the full 24 hours of Las Vegas trouble. I won't be in the first responder car but the second or the third.
After another month I would like to cycle with the Las Vegas Sheriff Department more than 20 years after I was offered to buy a surplus Las Vegas Sheriff Department bike. I ride a full day or divide it in to two separate parts. Both incidences, by car and by bicycle, I am just an observer collecting impressions and recognizing problems to be solved - and after an unknown amount of time I will produce ideas on how to solve the problems. I will NOT be taking part in police work and I will only be armed with nothing more than a cannister of Mace.
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Maybe we can test something I woke up to this morning thinking:
Instead of shooting after a running man shout:
"Citizen arrest NOW! Trip him and kick him!"
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In the west you have a lot of people with grievances against the system and grievances against the Government. Even if they knew that I was helping the FBI they would still be willing to talk to me because they would see me as an outsider willing to try to understand them and more than willing to settle a dispute and solving problems.
If I solve one problem they would let me solve another problem and they would - after a while - no longer see the Government as a threat AND the Government and the FBI would no longer see them as a threat.
The meeting could be as simple as me alone and unarmed on my bike in the desert and them speaking to me through a tinted window rolled down half an inch.
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I actually do not like to study because my own ideas are often more correct than any textbook. I saw on the front page that someone in Washington doesn't like to read either. I should have read the "news" story - but I couldn't be bothered...
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My reasoning for not going beyond High School is this: If I need to build a bridge or a skyscraper I can pay someone to do the calculations and to build it - ALL I need to know is WHY I need to have a bridge or a skyscraper built...
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All the words I use in my blogs are my own words that I know from somewhere - only problem would be the spelling on a word I may not have written before.
My over 60.000 words long original blog written for CIA between April 2014 and January 17, 2016 was written at College Graduate level - and I wrote it BEFORE Google could translate properly. - I am still a bit proud just thinking about it...
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