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25.) Famous Americans I have met.
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I have met a few famous Americans.
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Those I spoke with:
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Michael Wadleigh made the 1969 documentary of the Woodstock Music Festival, the most famous non violent event during the flower power generation.
I met Michael when I was cycling from the Mekong river on my way to Luang Nam Tha in Laos. He was coming the other way heading for the Mekong.
It could have been in 2002 but I think it was in 2004.
Like so many Americans abroad he told me his life story in five very interesting minutes. Then he wanted to talk about 9.11.
Michael Wadleigh was in Laos to study the Mekong and the impact on the environment damming the Mekong would bring.
I guess I should have taken a picture of him but I didn't - but I think he took a picture of me...
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William Baldwin was one of the worlds most popular male actors but then he played a creepy role in Sliver in 1993 with Sharon Stone and his popularity faded.
I saw William standing with his smug grin in a big bar in Jasper Canada. People walked up to him shook his hand and walked away. I was in the bar with two other cyclists and I didn't speak to William, I think, although the evening got a bit blurred as I got rather drunk. To my big surprice he was the smiling face that welcomed me in to the local Subway fast food store in Jasper. According to rules anyone wanting to open one og ten Subway fast food shop(s) must be in training for a week or two somewhere else. We talked about Norway and then he asked if I wanted green pepper and my brain went DON'T say "sliver"! Then we talked some more about Norway.
First day cycling out of Jasper a black bear was next to the road. I sopped behind a big black SUV to look at my first bear up close. "Maybe William flaunting his wealth" I thought. Then I had to leave because the bear was too close for comfort. I think that night I spent in a campground romantically called "Pocahontas"...
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Those I could have spoken with:
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President Bill Clinton was holding a speech in a Sydney park towards the end of 1996. I went there with two other Norwegians but to get into the park the metal detector took too much time so by the time we got in Bills speech was almost over.
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People left but for some reason Bill Clinton and the ever smiling Australian Prime Minister were just standing there. The crowd now were about only 50 people and I joined in on "Four more years!" I thought about saying loud "I love Chelsea!" - That would have been sickening funny in Australia and Norway but NOT in the US. I should have shouted "Stay away from anyone named Monica!" but not even Bill would know what that meant...
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He walked along the fence and anyone who wanted could shake his hand or high five it. But I hesitated. The perfect US President and I hesitated. then suddenly someone grabbed Bill Clinton and moved his head next to bills head to take a photo of two close friends. Bill was shaken and looked around for Secret Service but they didn't do anything. Bill was still visibly shaken and left after a few more hands. In 2016 I spoke with someone from Sydney and I spoke about what a fun place Sydney is and then I mentioned Bill Clinton in the park and without me mentioning it he told me his friend had grabbed Bill to get a picture...

24.) Let D. Rodman play down the importance of fathers and grandfathers.

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24.) Let D. Rodman play down the importance of fathers and grandfathers.
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Kim Jong-un probably does what he does for his father and especially his grandfather. Let Dennis Rodman play down the importance of close forefathers and let him come with examples from his own life or some friends life.
Do not construct stories but go looking for a story that is genuine and therefore expecting thought provoking on Kim Jong-uns part.
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I bet he rather would have had a life in the US going to Basketball games with Dennis Rodman in Madison Square Garden or something else if he didn't feel trapped in an inherited leader role.
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His brother studied in Switzerland and once said to the family Japanese cook:
"Look at us. We got everything we need while millions are starving."
Unfortunately for the world HE didn't inherit the leadership - and now he is dead.
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So let Dennis Rodman be genuine and play down the role of fathers and grandfathers. Just to make Kim Jong-un think differently.
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Kim Jong-un can under no circumstance leave North Korea because a military coo could be much worse and even less predictable.
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23.) Let Dennis Rodman give North Korea 1 million TV sets.

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23.) Let Dennis Rodman give North Korea 1 million TV sets.
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I remember 10-15 years ago a single North Korean attacked a TV crew in North Korea because he thought they were Americans...
For a population of 25 million brainwashed souls it doesn't take much kindness from USA for them to rethink their attitude. The Winter Olympics is very soon coming up and that could be the right moment to show some kindness.
Why not give one million TVs made especially for North Korea. Separate the screen with all electronics in a separate box. Make the TV screens SO strong that grandpa can't crack it with his cane.
Separate screen from electronics so it's easy to see that nothing is hidden. Separate so that even if it is confiscated the soldiers/police will only take the box leaving the screen behind as a very visible image of US kindness.
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Give it from an organization not closely connected to the Government. Or maybe given from an American billionaire.
Make it so that it can easily be connected to Google Chromecast in the future.
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22.) My lifelong interest in North Korea explained.

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22.) My lifelong interest in North Korea explained.
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My uncle Ivar D. was a surgeon for the US military during the Korean war and a member of the 38th parallel. Maybe he told me something from Korea.
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October 9, 1983 North Korea killed 21, mainly South Koreans, in a bomb explosion in Rangoon, Burma.
In February 1984 I was outside the gate of the Martyr Mausoleum and asked the military guards if this was the place for the explosion. Eventually they said "Yes". But they didn't let me in...
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In 1998 I cycled from Bangkok through Laos, China, Mongolia until the road ended north east of Cita in Russia Far East. I had to take the train to a few train stops before Blagoveschensk. Then on by bicycle to Vladivostok around 1500 kilometer after Blagoveschensk. Then I cycled to Khasan near the river border to North Korea.
This was under Boris Jeltsin and the Rubel crashed and people were annoyed. No one stopped me on the way to the border village and nobody stopped me from playing spy taking pictures of the train bridge between Russia and North Korea.
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At night I pitched my tent in the bushes 30 meters from the border fence between Russia and China forgetting completely that the border probably was heavily mined...
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Two days later I crossed the border to China. In China I cycled as close to the North-Korean border as I could. The area was probably closed to foreigners on bicycle so I passed roadblocks as quiet as I could using yellow earplugs connected to a yellow Walkman pretending to be listening to loud music so that I could ignore soldiers calls of warning...
Some parts of the border the border line is following a tiny river and I could see the North Korean soldiers chatting to each other. A big portrait of the first North Korean leader stared at me from afar. whenever I saw ordinary people they were picking cabbage.
There were logging trucks on the gravel road with long uncut threes on the truck. But in each sharp bend the threes would have pushed anyone and anything in the ditch.
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In Dandong the river is big and I peered across to North Korea in binoculars, before I cycled on to Dalian and the end of my bike ride. I had lost a lot of money in a stock trade that went sour so I had to go back to Norway to work for years...
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In end of June 2016 I was arrested in Thailand for 6 years without visa and 15 months without valid passport. The American Embassy helped me as I had requested and on a video link with the judge I was afraid of getting three months in jail - and she gave me only three days thanks to the American Embassy.
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But then I became the responsibility of the Norwegian Foreign Department and they didn't want me back to Norway so I spent 8 weeks in Bangkok Detention Center waiting for a ticket back to Norway.
We were around 70 people in one room and the youth I thought was a dolled up Japanese turned out to be North Korean. Unfortunately I didn't find it out until he left...
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In 1982 I was among the first foreigners to travel "freely" in China.
maybe I will be among the first foreigners who can travel freely in North Korea too?
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21.) I would like to work for CIA, FBI and the current US Administration.

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21.) I would like to work for CIA, FBI and the current US Administration.
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I would like to work for CIA to solve the international problems CIA is unable to solve.
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I would like to work for FBI to solve the domestic problems FBI is unable to solve.
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I would actually like to work for the current US Administration on especially international issues - but also on national issues. The more problems - the more I want to help.
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I would like to be stationed in Las Vegas that I know from a East Coast to West Coast bicycle ride in 1992 and a Las Vegas - Fairbanks - Skagway bicycle ride in 96 and two bicycle rides in 97.
A short bike ride from Las Vegas I will find all the quiet I need - to think thoughts within problem comprehending and problem solving no one in FBI or CIA has been able to think before...
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I would like to be given a plethora of different kinds of problems to comprehend and solve, because one day my brain wants to work on international problems the next on domestic or maybe even on Las Vegas local police problems. 
I will be "unofficial" and low key working mainly on my own.
I will work 24/7 because when I am in the mood I don't want to stop - as a supplier of ideas on how to comprehend and solve national and international problems.
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I MIGHT bring with me a professor from the University of Oslo that I used to admire, from a distance, when she went to NHH Norwegian School of Economics here in Bergen, Norway.
I do not wish to waste more time in Norway - and soon she will understand she doesn't want to waste time in Norway either. Most likely she then would be bringing a teenager with her that requires, in the near future, a driving permit and a High School within driving distance.
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BUT I am stuck and totally broke in Norway trying to explain to Europe most naive (read: dumb) people what is wrong with Norway...
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20.) TOCs moved up.

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20.)  TOCs moved up.
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19.) I need my 10 years long Thailand visit ban lifted.

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19.) I need my 10 years long Thailand visit ban lifted.
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I am stuck in dreadful Norway explaining to the most naive people in the world what is wrong with Norway...
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Please CIA, FBI, current US Administration, anyone? Rescue me!
I am broke so I can't rescue myself...
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To whom it may concern:
I need my 10 years long visit ban for overstay in Thailand lifted.
Punishment for six years without visa and 15 months without valid passport.
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Between April 2014 and 17. January 2016 I wrote my blog from Trat Province for CIA via The American Embassy in Bangkok.
I am for ever grateful to The American Embassy in Bangkok for honoring my request for a prearranged low imprisonment!
- The Bangkok(?) SKYPE(?) link judge gave me three days in stead of feared around three months! - And someone let me out of the prison after just two days...
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omsvindelogbedrag.blogspot.com
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- But once I was under The Norwegian Embassy "protection" in Bangkok at the Bangkok Detention center, The Norwegian Embassy spent 8 weeks procrastinating getting me to Norway...
- Norwegian Prime Minister Erna Solberg is the cousin of my neighbor, best childhood friend and classmate and I guess Erna Solberg still hates me for not repaying her her affection for me when we were 11 or 12 years old...
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I wish to find my Thai daughter to teach her tolerance towards other peoples meanings, feelings, concerns and ideas so that she within 2037 can become the Prime Minister of Thailand.
Her mom stole my DNA thinking I had the best DNA available in Thailand...
My daughter (85% certainty) - or son (15% certainty) - was born 1997, probably in Udon Thani. Her mothers name is Pramuan S. something something.
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I don't need to know who is helping me getting the visa ban lifted.
- I just get a letter from the Thai Embassy when the visit ban is lifted.
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Thanks a lot!
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18.) TOCs moved up.

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18.)  TOCs moved up.
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17.) To CIA and FBI: Teach employees ventriloquism!

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17.) To CIA and FBI: Teach employees ventriloquism!
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This idea is 30 minutes old and came to me as I stood in front of the mirror in the bathroom.
Then I thought that surely CIA and FBI must already be using this, so I googled it and no - nothing. Meaning you already are using ventriloquism - and it is a secret... or?
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Teach each and every CIA and FBI and US Administration employee - including The President - ventriloquism. At least those who venture outside their own office during working hours...
Use ventriloquism when a conversation should remain a secret - and there is the slightest chance someone is filming the conversation. Deaf people, cooperating with spies or the media, are EXTREMELY good at getting every word right when they can watch the conversation over and over again.
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Use ventriloquism when a telephone conversation - over a SECURE line - should remain a secret.
- DON'T use the mouth when speaking.
- DO use the mouth pretending to be speaking when listening.
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Did I mention The President?
Why on earth does he waste time on the nitty gritty when he has 325,234,242 citizen to guide?
No more phone calls to individuals and no more foot-in-mouth conversations.
To avoid "He Said - She Said" The President should wear a voice activated device when out and about in the public.
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I really do want to work for CIA, FBI or/and the current US Administration.
It's very simple: I need only 48 hours to pack and get to the airport in Bergen, Norway. But I really do not have any money so ticket - cheapest class - must be paid and pocket money must be given (lent).
I would like to live in Las Vegas where I cycled through in 1992, 1996 and twice in 1997. I LOVE the peacefulness of the desert - and it will give me great  opportunities to think. And the hustle and bustle of Las Vegas provokes me to think differently - in a good way. I do not drive anymore so I will cycle.
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I can "hit the ground running" by having been given a plethora of problems to solve already before I leave Norway. I solve problems by letting my brain solve  them using a wast foundation of experiences and knowledge I have acquired during 40 years of traveling and living abroad. If I have adequate information I actually do not need to think about the problem, somehow my brain will often solve the problem and give me a solution when I the least would expect it.
That is why I actually need a plethora of problems to solve because just one problem can get me stuck. The whole thing needs to have a slight hint of playfulness - if it gets TOO serious I'm afraid I will freeze stuck.
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So during the first year I can't come to Langley or Washington - BUT if I am seen as doing very well I can come a lot earlier if necessary. 
The best for me would be to be given problems to solve for CIA, FBI and the current US Administration - more or less - simultaneously.
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If I am working for FBI and/or the current US Administration as well, I would like to, after a month or so, ride "shotgun" in a police car in Las Vegas to first hand see the problems a city like Las Vegas is facing. Three or four shifts during a month so i get the full 24 hours of Las Vegas trouble. I won't be in the first responder car but the second or the third.
After another month I would like to cycle with the Las Vegas Sheriff Department more than 20 years after I was offered to buy a surplus Las Vegas Sheriff Department bike. I ride a full day or divide it in to two separate parts. Both incidences, by car and by bicycle, I am just an observer collecting impressions and recognizing problems to be solved - and after an unknown amount of time I will produce ideas on how to solve the problems. I will NOT be taking part in police work and I will only be armed with nothing more than a cannister of Mace.
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Maybe we can test something I woke up to this morning thinking:
Instead of shooting after a running man shout:
"Citizen arrest NOW! Trip him and kick him!"
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In the west you have a lot of people with grievances against the system and grievances against the Government. Even if they knew that I was helping the FBI they would still be willing to talk to me because they would see me as an outsider willing to try to understand them and more than willing to settle a dispute and solving problems.
If I solve one problem they would let me solve another problem and they would - after a while - no longer see the Government as a threat AND the Government and the FBI would no longer see them as a threat.
The meeting could be as simple as me alone and unarmed on my bike in the desert and them speaking to me through a tinted window rolled down half an inch.
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I actually do not like to study because my own ideas are often more correct than any textbook. I saw on the front page that someone in Washington doesn't like to read either. I should have read the "news" story - but I couldn't be bothered...
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My reasoning for not going beyond High School is this: If I need to build a bridge or a skyscraper I can pay someone to do the calculations and to build it - ALL I need to know is WHY I need to have a bridge or a skyscraper built...
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All the words I use in my blogs are my own words that I know from somewhere - only problem would be the spelling on a word I may not have written before.
My over 60.000 words long original blog written for CIA between April 2014 and January 17, 2016 was written at College Graduate level - and I wrote it BEFORE Google could translate properly. - I am still a bit proud just thinking about it...
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16.) My CV: 92 Countries Traveled. 50 Countries Crossed by Bicycle Outside Western-Europe and approximately 94,000 miles cycled. Approximately 2,000 Different Places Slept since 1961.

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16.) My CV: 92 Countries Traveled. 50 Countries Crossed by Bicycle Outside Western-Europe and approximately 94,000 miles cycled. Approximately 2,000 Different Places Slept since 1961.
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I recently bought my eight passport.
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92 Countries traveled, mostly alone, between 1978 and 2016.
For outside Western Europe: Year for first travel.
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1. Algeria 1979

2. Andorra

3. Australia 1989

4. Austria

5. Azerbaijan 2007

6. Bangladesh 1984

7. Belgium

8. Benin 1986

9. Bulgaria 1988

10.Burkina Faso 1985

11.Burma 1984

12.Cambodia 1994

13.Canada 1989

14.China 1982

15.Colombia 1992

16.Costa Rica 1991/92

17.Cote d'Ivoire 1986

18.¤ Czechoslovakia 1988

19.Denmark

20.Dominican Republic 2001(?)

21.Egypt 1988

22.El Salvador 1991

23.Estonia 2008

24.Finland

25.France

26.French Polynesia (Tahiti) 1997

27.Gambia, The 1986

28.Georgia 2007

29.West Germany (BDR)

30.East Germany (DDR) 1990

31.Ghana 1986

32.Gibraltar

33.Greece

34.Guatemala 1991

35.Guinea 1986

36.Guinea-Bissau 1986

37.Holy See (Vatican City)

38.Honduras 1991

39.Hong Kong 1982

40.Hungary 1988

41.India 1983

42.Indonesia 1984

43.Iran 2007

44.Ireland

45.Italy

46.Jordan 1988

47.Kazakhstan 2004

48.Kyrgyzstan 2004

49.Laos 1995(?)

50.Latvia 2008
51.Liberia 1986
52.Liechtenstein
53.Luxembourg
54.Macau 1982
55.Malaysia 1984
56.Mauritania 1986
57.Mexico 1991
58.Moldova 2007
59.Monaco
60.Mongolia 1982 (Transit by train.)
61.Morocco 1978
62.Nepal 1983
63.Netherlands
64.New Zealand 1989
65.Nicaragua 1991
66.Niger 1985
67.Panama 1992
68.Poland 1988
69.Portugal

70.Romania 1988
71.Soviet Union / Russia 1982 (Transit by train.)
72.San Marino
73.Senegal 1986
74.Singapore 1984
75.Spain
76.Sri Lanka 1988
77.Sweden
78.Switzerland
79.Syria 1988
80.Taiwan 1983
81.Thailand 1984
82.Togo 1985/86
83.Tunisia 1979
84.Turkey 1978
85.Turkmenistan 2007
86.Ukraine 2007
87.United Kingdom
88.United States 1989 (Only Hawaii)
89.Uzbekistan 2007
90.Venezuela 1992
91.Vietnam 1994
92.Western Sahara Crossed the border, for a few hours, illegally south of Noadhibou in 1986 and came down from Morocco to Laayoune during Ramadan in year 2000(?)

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50 Countries Crossed by Bicycle Outside Western-Europe and approximately 94,000 miles cycled.

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50 Countries outside Western-Europe that I, mainly alone, have crossed on bicycle between 1988 and 2008.
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1. Australia 1990+1991+1994+1995+1996/97

2. Azerbaijan 2007

3. Bulgaria 1988+1990+2007

4.Cambodia I crossed Cambodia 6 times between 1994 and 2007/08 on bicycle.

5.Canada 1989+1996

6.China 1994+1998+2002+2004+2008

7.Colombia 1992

8.Costa Rica 1991/92

9.¤ Czechoslovakia 1988+1990 (Before Czechoslovakia split in two.)

10.Egypt 1988

11.El Salvador 1991

12.Estonia 2008

13.French Polynesia (Tahiti) 1997

14.Georgia 2007

15.East-Germany (DDR) 1990 First and last summer it was possible for a foreigner to cycle through East-Germany / DDR.

16.Guatemala 1991

17.Honduras 1991

18.Hong Kong 1994

19.Hungary 1988+1990

20.India 1988

21.Indonesia 1995+2003

22.Iran 2007

23.Jordan 1988

24.Kazakhstan 2004+2007+2008

25.Kyrgyzstan 2004

26.Laos 1998+2001+2002+2004

27.Latvia 2008
28.Macau 1994
29.Malaysia 1988+1995
30.Mexico 1991
31.Moldova 2007
32.Mongolia 1998+2002+2004
33.New Zealand 1989+1997
34.Nicaragua 1991
35.Panama 1992
36.Poland 1988

37.Romania 1988
38.Russia 1998+2004+2007+2008
39.Singapore 1988+1995
40.Sri Lanka 1988
41.Syria 1988
42.Thailand 1994+Many times since...
43.Turkey 1988+1990+2007
44.Turkmenistan 2007
45.Ukraine 2007
46.United States 1989 (Only Hawaii) +1991+1992+1996+1997
47.Uzbekistan 2007
48.Venezuela 1992
49.Vietnam 1994+1998

I decide to include Austria in this Eastern-Europe list since every crossing on bicycle of Eastern-Europe goes via Vienna.

50.Austria 1988 I bought my Koga Miata Traveler Bicycle in Vienna+1990 revisited the Intersport shop in Vienna.

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Since 1961 I have slept in approximately 2,000 different places.
Different building complexes in same town counts separately.
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15.) The UN apologize for Mr. Agdestein's behavior in Myanmar in January 2020.

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15.) The UN apologize for Mr. Agdestein's behavior in Myanmar in January 2020.
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(Sometimes I have to change the date of NATO's Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg's and his wife Ingrid Schulerud's arrest...)
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- The UN wish to apologize to Ms. Aung San Suu Kyi for Mr. Asmund Agdestein's behavior under a fact finding mission for the UN to Myanmar in January 2020.
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Both Ms. Aung San Suu Kyi and Mr. Asmund Agdestein claim that she willingly gave her Nobel Peace Prize to Mr. Asmund Agdestein for him to return it to Oslo - as The Norwegian Nobel Peace Prize Committee had requested Ms. Aung San Suu Kyi to do.
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BUT her neighbors all claim that Mr. Asmund Agdestein entered Ms Aung San Suu Kyi's compound by beating up her two guards and then demanding loudly to be given the Nobel Peace Prize.
Ms. Aung San Suu Kyi replied by screaming abuse and death threats towards Mr. Asmund Agdestein before she threw the Nobel Prize Medal at him. Ms. Aung San Suu Kyi then reportedly yelled:
"Burma is a Buddhist country and any Bengali Rohingas still left in Burma doesn't belong here and should be chased back home to Bangladesh where they belong!"
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Then Ms. Aung San Suu Kyi reportedly yelled, according to her neighbors, to Mr. Asmund Agdestein:
"The army was my fathers army and NOW they are my boys and tomorrow they will have you executed if you don't take your private jet and leave Burma ASAP! 
MY boys want FUN and I ALLOW them to take and keep whatever they want and to do whatever THEY want to do with the Bengali whores!"
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Again The UN wish to apologize to Ms. Aung San Suu Kyi for Mr. Asmund Agdestein's rude behavior and the UN has already destroyed his 300 page long report on the fast dwindling Rohingyas populations perils in Myanmar.
Mr. Asmund Agdestein's Report was oddly enough named:
"How the World Misunderstood the Pretext of the House Arrest of Mrs. Aung San Suu Kyi, the Daughter of General Aung San. And How Mrs. Aung San Suu Kyi Follows Closely General Aung San Ethnic Cleansing Plan Step by Step:
1.) Get Rid of the British.
2.) Get Rid of the Rohingyas.
3.) Sterilize ALL Karen and Other Minorities Women.
The Final solution: Be OUR OWN Burmese People in one Homogenic Nirvanaistic Buddhist Nation."
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- The UN wish to apology to both Myanmar and Bangladesh for the unauthorized and illegal border crossing Mr. Asmund Agdestein did into the Chittagong Hill Tracts and the illegal and unauthorized travel on to Chittagong and Cox Bazar - and then back into Myanmar illegally.
Mr. Asmund Agdestein has explained to the UN comity looking into his misbehavior, that he wished to revisit the places he and and Sonya, a 19 years old girl from Sydney Australia, visited in 1984. Revisit to see how the local minority groups were coping - to make sure the refugees from Myanmar do not expel the local minorities - and thus making a crisis within the original crisis.
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The UN wish AGAIN to express its discontent for the fact that Mr. Asmund Agdestein AGAIN look for problems where there are NO problems. And this is EXACTLY the same discontent expressed by the Norwegian Government in October 2019.
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- The UN wish again to distance itself from "The World Police" that Asmund Agdestein has established with CIA under the guidance of, among others, MI5, MI6 and Mossad.
Mr. Asmund Agdestein claims that if not 50.1% of UN countries are opposed to his plans, HIS plans will be followed by "The World Police".
- But the UN underlines that that is NOT how it should be!
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- The UN is also worried over the power Mr. Asmund Agdestein has gained after he in September 2019 toppled and arrested the Secretary General of NATO because Mr. Jens Stoltenberg supposedly is a traitor, a fraudster, a murderer and Vladimir Putin's mole and eyes, ears and voice in NATO.
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- The UN has been told that it was Mr. Asmund Agdestein who casually was standing, dressed in ordinary Russian police clothing, in front of the interim Russian President Garry Kasparov.
Mr. Asmund Agdestein with his hand casually on his pistol holster, threatening Mr. Garry Kasparov to follow the inauguration Presidential speech Mr. Asmund Agdestein had dictated.
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- UN, and the rest of the world, is still questioning the sanity of Mr. Asmund Agdestein for penning and signing the "FSB Amnesty and Pardon Agreement" that allowed former Russian President Vladimir Putin to go unpunished into exile with 100 million USD pocket money.
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The UN wish to put forward the complaint from Great Britain that the GB delegation felt bullied by Mr. Asmund Agdestein to sign the "FSB Amnesty and Pardon Agreement". Great Britain wish to point out that it is a sovereign nation and that it will NOT be bullied by Mr. Asmund Agdestein to sign any other agreements - EVER!.
- As we all know Mr. Asmund Agdestein caused an international outcry when he threatened to kick GB out of every organization and to dismantle the Commonwealth unless GB signed the "FSB Amnesty and Pardon Agreement".
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- The UN no longer wish to cooperate with Mr. Asmund Agdestein and he now is starting up a new organization threatening to make the UN obsolete. The UN wish to express its sadness that so many nations have decided to join Mr. Asmund Agdesteins organization. The UN wish to point out that Mr. Asmund Agdestein gives too much faith in the new democratically elected Government in North-Korea by placing the headquarters in Pyongyang, North-Korea.
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- The UN wish to point out that the NBA match here in New York on Friday May 1. at the Madison Square Garden organized by Dennis Rodman and Steve Tyler, is just a giant PR-stunt for whatever Mr. Asmund Agdestein and his wife Mrs. Karen Helene Midelfart Agdestein stands for.
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On Monday May 4., after the NBA match, on the same day but separate from each other, Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un, Edward Snowden and Chelsea Elizabeth Manning will address the UN.
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But the really BIG day will be on the following day, on the Tuesday after the NBA match, when  Chelsea Elizabeth Manning and Edward Snowden get married in the UN building.
Mrs. Karen Helene Midelfart Agdestein fixed them up without even telling her husband.
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To show respect for the bride Chelsea Elizabeth Manning and groom Edward Snowden, the UN Headquarters bookshop will shred its two copies of Julian Assanges autobiography:
"I am JULIAN ASSANGE! And I did it ALL! - For FAME! & SEX! & DRUGS!"
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All the UN occasions will, like the NBA match, be broadcasted worldwide on both TV and the internet.
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- As The UN has pointed out several times earlier Mr. Asmund Agdestein and his wife Mrs. Karen Helene Midelfart Agdestein have never been elected to any political positions - and the UN fears that they have a hidden agenda just like the now arrested former Norwegian Secretary General of NATO, Jens Stoltenberg, and his now arrested wife Ingrid Schulerud had.
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arresterjensstoltenberg.blogspot.no

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ONLY in Norwegian / Bare på Norsk:
For å finne en link direkte til bloggen min klikk på "Profile".
"Norges Fremtid hjulpet frem av Åsmund Agdestein VS [runebjerke][torakselbusch][jens]"
arresterjensstoltenberg.blogspot.no
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ONLY in English:
To find a link directly to my blog go to my "Profile".
"How male sexual perversions are mainly self-taught during the first two years of puberty."
picturesoflilycampaign.blogspot.com
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ONLY in English:
To find a link directly to my blog go to my "Profile".
"To CIA: Can we create an "International World Police" based on CIA? But first: ASMUND AGDESTEIN VS"
arrestjensstoltenberg.blogspot.com
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picturesoflilycampaign.blogspot.com

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ONLY in English:
To find a link directly to my blog go to my "Profile".
"How male sexual perversions are mainly self-taught during the first two years of puberty."
picturesoflilycampaign.blogspot.com
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ONLY in English:
To find a link directly to my blog go to my "Profile".
"To CIA: Can we create an "International World Police" based on CIA? But first: ASMUND AGDESTEIN VS"
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14.) No matter what, I will still want to work for CIA. Almost no matter what I still want to work for the current US Administration.

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No matter what, I will still want to work for CIA. Almost no matter what I still want to work for the current US Administration.
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It doesn't matter to me what skeletons CIA may have in its closets - because the worse it might bee - the MORE I want to work for CIA.
CIA is an organisation and not a person, so what stupid decision that once where made we can all just make sure that too stupid decisions wont be repeated...
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I can pack my bags and move to the US "permanently" on just a 48 hours notice. But I have 0 NOK cash and 16 NOK on my debit card. So I need plane ticket and travel money. I allready have a brand new passport.
I do not need office space - because I think the best doing other stuff like cycling, walking around in the desert or in a mall or sitting in McDonald's eating cheeseburgers...
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I would like to live in motels and hotels in Las Vegas, Nevada, with no fixed address. I can come to Langley or Washington within 24 hours - if needed.
Salary? Do I get paid as well? I am used to living without money so I prefer to be paid too little instead of too much. I bought a canister of Mace in a gun shop in Miami in 1992 and cycled across the US with it dangling from my belt. I will buy something similar in Las Vegas. I only get overly depressed when I have NO money and the task ahead alone seems so impossible to complete. Without any sign of depression I would probably learn to shoot and buy a small fingerprint/palmprint  firearm.
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Since some Norwegians and Russians may want to kill me I can't bring anyone else with me to the US - so I will bring NO Norwegian professor in Economy.
In High School I went to physics, chemistry and math classes with Erik who became professor in math(?) at USC, so if I need a professor maybe he can help me. Erik was kind of small and immature so intelligent Erik may have skipped a year or two of schooling earlier in life. If Erik was not born in 1961 he was born in 62 or 63.
I best remember Erik when killjoy Erik stopped the physics teacher making a progressively bigger fool of him self concluding that the reason electric currency was so dangerous to humans is because both the heart rate and the electric current are 50 hz. And then killjoy Erik pointed out that 50 Hz is 50 cycles in ONE second...
I spoke with Erik last time at a High School reunion in the year 2000. He told me he worked for USC and I told him I twice had cycled through Los Angeles. He was a bit full of himself and he held a speech where he went on and on and on about Ronald Reagan so intelligent Erik MIGHT have worked for the Reagan Administration.
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When I lived in Ao Tan Khu near Trat in Thailand writing for CIA between April 2014 and January 2016 I had my tablet computer closed down five or six times by FSB and AP/Labor Party.
I told American Embassy worker military something, something (I really don't know what) "Mr. X." about my troubles. Then someone started surveillance of the WiFi system I was on to catch them.
It feels like someone is watching over me now - in a good way - and I do not mind. There is this certain Russian guy I like to annoy because I feel superior to him - and to ALL the other crooks I write about - but sometimes I write things that will make him SO annoyed it may be detrimental to my health.
Then about two weeks ago I was using my keyboard as a semi automatic machine gun and suddenly I got what I was writing regressed in time till before I became TOO cocky - and that warning was friendly and did not come from FSB...
And - wow - was that done by program or - gasp - do someone watch my every move?
Anyway after going 10 months without touching myself I found myself doing it three times in ten hours. After a previous night and before a consecutive night... In Norway the age of consent is 16 and although selling or watching anything involving nudity of people under 18 is forbidden, fantasising  about 16 and 17 years olds is not forbidden. That is why I sometimes watch Japanese High School girls - because they are SOO cute.
In the US I will buy Hustler Barely Legal instead - unless Hustler and Larry Flynt is being banned from the US...
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13.) To CIA: All communication between Vladimir Putin/FSB and Jens Stoltenberg goes through Jens Stoltenbergs wife, Ambassador to Belgium, Ingrid Schulerud.

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13.) To CIA: All communication between Vladimir Putin/FSB and Jens Stoltenberg goes through Jens Stoltenbergs wife, Ambassador to Belgium, Ingrid Schulerud.
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ingrid schulerud communicates with vladimir putin/FSB via the Russian Embassy in Brussels.
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ingrid schulerud brings in every bit of surveillance equipment jens stoltenberg needs to spy for vladimir putin/FSB through her unchecked and CD protected Ambassador mail - or unchecked and CD protected hand carried bags - either from AP's own PST (DO NOT TRUST PST!) - or from the Russian Embassy in Oslo.
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Ambassador ingrid schulerud gives her husband Corps Diplomatique protection - meaning it will be too embarrassing and time consuming to arrest jens stoltenberg.
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As a child and youth his father thorvald stoltenberg gave jens stoltenberg Corps Diplomatique protection.
CD protection + free child upbringing "thanks" to father thorbjørn stoltenberg - created a potentially bigger Norwegian traitor than vidkun quisling...
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If jens stoltenberg and his wife ingrid schulerud flee they most likely will flee in to the Russian Embassy in Brussels.
If vladimir putin is finished using his "friend" jens stoltenberg - or vladimir putin sees no further use of jens stoltenberg and ingrid schulerud - he most likely will order FSB's men in the Russian Embassy in Brussels to execute jens stoltenberg and ingrid schulerud.
Good riddance! No need to pursue Russia for doing the world a favour!
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I advice you to d. jens stoltenberg and I give you ingrid schulerud as co. d.
I would love to plan a proper and believable d. for you!
- And I will be a lot of help for you as soon as you employ me.
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Best regards and good luck!
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Asmund Agdestein
2017.10.03
Bergen, Norway.
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12.) Is the Jens Stoltenberg/Vladimir Putin/FSB castration of NATO imminent?

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12.) Is the Jens Stoltenberg/Vladimir Putin/FSB castration of NATO imminent?
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For almost 40 years Ingrid Schulerud and Jens Stoltenberg have wished to castrate NATO.
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For almost 50 years Vladimir Putin has wished to castrate NATO.
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For almost 70 years KGB/FSB has wished to castrate NATO.
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Now the time has come - doomsday is imminent!
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That human crap Jens Stoltenberg has not understood that Vladimir Putin/FSB has fooled him into believing that they have the same goal.
What kind of a foolish pea-brain can think that?
Jens Stoltenberg+Ingrid Schulerud can - and they are sending you all to hell!
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11.) Cryogenics + "consecutive cloning" = Does Vladimir Putin plan to rule Russia - and the world - for a "1,000" years?

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11.) Cryogenics + "consecutive cloning" = Does Vladimir Putin plan to rule Russia - and the world - for a "1,000" years?
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June 15, 2008 I started cycling from Petropavlovsk at the far North of Kazakhstan. I had 30 days to cycle 3,100 kilometer through Russia to the border with Latvia.
In 2004 I had cycled from Petropavlovsk via Irkutsk and Ulaan Baatar to Erlian in China - celebrating that I for the first time was allowed to cross both the border between Russia and Mongolia and the border between Mongolia and China on bicycle.
In June 2008, a few days after cycling across the border, I spent a night in a hotel in Chelyabinsk to do my Russian visa registration in a proper fashion.
The next day I regretted that I had bought every issue available of every magazine of my favorite kind of porn - Russian soft porn. So something hat to go.
Eating cheeseburgers at Chelyabinsk McDonald's I decided to change my "bullet proof" Schwalbe Marathon Plus front tire with my Schwalbe Marathon XR folding spare tire.
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In the park near McDonald's I changed tire while a wedding party were drinking champagne and taking photos.
The father of the bride came over to me and presented himself as "Chelyabinsk world famous doctor of internal medicine". Then he asked me where I was from and where I was going.
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But who where the other older men in the wedding party? Where they all "world famous" Russians? Someone came over and he didn't say who he was so I asked him cautiously about his thoughts about vladimir putin.
Then he said something about that vladimir putin will rule for a 1,000 years.
I didn't ask what he meant so I changed my tire and left my old Scwalbe Marathon Plus tire in the park for someone else to enjoy for another 5,000 kilometer without a puncture.
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For over three years I have wondered HOW jens stoltenberg, vladimir putin and ingrid schulerud shall decapitate and castrate NATO.
But "HOW" is the wrong question to start with - "WHY" is the right question to start with.
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vladimir putin / FSB are at least 10 times smarter and 100 times more sly than jens stoltenberg, ingrid schulerud and Norwegian Labour Party (Arbeiderpartiet).
Then the other day I asked myself WHAT do the richest man in the world - AND "secretly" the most powerful man in the world - want and HOW can he get it.
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vladimir putin wants MORE power - to be officially the most powerful man in the world AND he wants that power to LAST ENDLESSLY!
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And believe it or not it is actually possible - or rather it WILL be possible for someones brain to live for "a 1,000 years".
Sooner or later it will be possible to fuse someone's cryogenically preserved brain with someone's else body.
All it takes is ingenuity and the knowledge that wast amount of capital can buy anyone wast amount of advances within medicine - that again gives someone like vladimir putin the possibility to live "forever".
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By cloning vladimir putin a clone of vladimir putin can be born every ten years and when science can fuse brain with body - scientist will have readily available a vladimir putin clone at the right age.
vladir putin will appear looking exactly what he looked like as a 20-something or 30-something.
He has then the body of a young man and the current "wisdom" (read: selfish criminal stupidity) of present day vladimir putin.
He will then claim to be in direct descendant of vladimir putin - the GREATEST Russian Leader / President / Politburo Leader / Tsar that ever lived.
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ALL vladimir putin has to do "now" is to look like he is dying the death of a true Russian hero - while his brain all ready has been removed and preserved and cryogenically frozen. - Some funny guys will probably point out that vladimir putins brain has all ready been removed...
The best way to become a Russian hero in the history "books", is for vladimir putin to pick a "just" war he can't win - a war with USA and the West in the form of NATO.
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Due to the vladimir putin led plundering of The Russian State and the vladimir putin led plundering of The Russian People vladimir putin has become the worlds richest person.
vladimir putin would not want to be THAT rich if he had no plans and no need for a fortune that - somehow - will last forever. Whatever vladir putin's plans are, they can with ease excel whatever anyone has planned or done in the history of humanity.
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Far fetched?
Science fiction?
If I can come up with a plan like this then vladimir putin and FSB came up with this plan - with ease - 10 years ago.
And what about AFTER "1,000 years" has passed - and his brain is dying anyway?
A worn out brain needs replacement and maybe somehow science has, by then, managed to make a brain-sized computer that holds all the information in the world + what makes the "I" in every person. In other words within 1,000 years human ingenuity (read: stupidity) has managed to make a brain that function EXACTLY as vladimir putin's brain did before it was getting worn out: vladimir putins brain with vladimir putins memories and vladimir putins sexual cravings and vladimir putins deadly hat for anybody that dear to cross him and all the other shit vladimir putin is and represents.
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vladimir putins plans for NATO may be FAR stranger than I ever thought...
NATO's Secretary General jens stoltenberg doesn't understand that he and his wife ingrid schulerud, after 40 years in the planning, isn't "just" betraying NATO by castrating and decapitating NATO, jens stoltenberg is betraying the WHOLE world.
- And THAT jens stoltenberg / ingrid schulerud betrayal will be 100 times worse than the betrayal of the Norwegian WW2 traitor vidkun quisling!
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10.) Do not fully trust Erna Solberg! She has some sort of "Mexican Standoff deal" with Jens Stoltenberg and Labor Party!

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10.) Do not fully trust Erna Solberg! She has some sort of "Mexican Standoff deal" with Jens Stoltenberg and Labor Party!
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Our newly re elected Prime Minister has probably not broken any rules or laws in her entire life but she has one BIG weakness. Erna Solberg has been in love with jens stoltenberg since she was 17 - 18 years old. A love that just wont die... And that sly, cunning, manipulative shit of fake humanity, jens stoltenberg, has ALWAYS exploited Erna because he calculated with his ice cold mind 40 years ago that she one day would be BIG in politics.
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jens stoltenberg has done the same with countless other Norwegians, but the most important one is Erna Solberg.
Erna Solberg will for two reasons NOT stop jens stoltenberg.
1.) She thoroughly adores him.
2.) She and some involved party members from her own party has struck a Mexican Standoff deal with jens stoltenberg and AP / Labor Party. WHAT exactly this deal covers I have no possibility to fully comprehend, BUT Labor Party must have some secret shit on Erna's Party or else there would be no deal. It seems to be such an uneven deal so there has to be something BAD lying in the background - some old skeletons in Erna Solberg's party's closet...
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So if Erna Solberg cooperates with whoever - jonas Skar Støre and trond Giske will turn around and say that Erna has broken the deal by cooperating getting jens stoltenberg arrested or "deleted".
And when THAT Mexican Standoff deal is off the skeletons in the closets will be visible - and dumb Erna will avoid that at any cost...
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If Erna Solberg could be able to decide she would probably give jens stoltenberg and ingrid schulerud the possibility to choose a "Thelma & Louise ending".
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9.) Denver police ALMOST shot me June 13, 1997 outside the U.S. District Court Building in Denver - at the VERY minute mass murderer Timothy McVeigh got his death penalty sentencing. Somehow I had trespassed past a police roadblock and saw to my slight amusement - and fright - that TV crews were looking at me scared. Thanks A LOT to the unknown senior police officer who immediately saw that I was harmless - and no bomb threat to all the TV crews! . (I found my ATM Transaction Record: 06/13/97 16:32 CAP 4040 [Denver ATM shows 4:32 PM MDT or EDT?] from The Bank of Denver: 1534 California St. Denver CO.)

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9.) Denver police ALMOST shot me June 13, 1997 outside the U.S. District Court Building in Denver - at the VERY minute mass murderer Timothy McVeigh got his death penalty sentencing. Somehow I had trespassed past a police roadblock and saw to my slight amusement - and fright - that TV crews were looking at me scared. Thanks A LOT to the unknown senior police officer who immediately saw that I was harmless - and no bomb threat to all the TV crews!
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(I found my ATM Transaction Record: 06/13/97 16:32 CAP 4040 [Denver ATM shows 4:32 PM MDT or EDT?] from The Bank of Denver: 1534 California St. Denver CO.)
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(If Google wonder who googled Timothy McVeigh, JonBenet Ramsey and Columbine High School shooting all within five minutes, it was just harmless me.)
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Text improved June 16, 2018.
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In March 1992 I bought a Mace pepper / teargas spray in a weapons shop in Miami and cycled across the US to San Francisco with the Mace cannister dangling in my belt the whole way. Nobody bothered me.
In 1997 I thought about buying another Mace, but the situation is different in the West than in the South East.
In the South East they are intolerant to strangers and people who apparently don't fit in. In the West "strange people" are tolerated and not harassed. Therefore I didn't buy a cannister of Mace.
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But IF I had a cannister of Mace dangling in my belt June 13, 1997 the Denver police outside the U.S. District Court Building would - and should - have seen me as showing signs of aggression and therefore having been justified in shooting me.
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Leaving the U.S. District Court Building I kept on walking to stretch my legs when a crowd of reporters and camera crews ran noisily past me. I guess Timothy McVeigh was leaving the court building after receiving his death penalty. As far as I remember he wished to be executed fairly quickly and he got his request granted.
At that time I was opposed to the death penalty, but I have changed my mind and now see the death penalty as justified - AS LONG AS the courts are "100%" SURE...
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I never have had any problems with the police in the US.
One day cycling from Florida I passed Mobile, Alabama, at night and an oncoming police car put a VERY bright spotlight on me, but turned it off after just a few seconds having decided I was no problem - and I was heading out of the city of Mobile and Alabama towards Mississippi anyway...
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Second day out of Baton Rouge i did have an incident with the police at night at the "city" sports ground. It was mistaken identity and both funny and dangerous for me - I will write about it later...
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In Texas I found some European tourist's money-belt by the side of the road and delivered it to the next police station. I thought they would be annoyed with extra work but they were delighted because they had been looking "all over" for it. And the Texas police even gave me pizza...
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Back to June 13, 1997 and I spent a couple of nights in probably Kings Inn Motel in Aurora before I cycled to the airport and took a plane to New York, Newark airport, before cycling a sleepless night passed Time Square, the Twin Towers at World Trade Center, Wall Street and over Brooklyn Bridge to JFK and a plane back to Europe.
My three months long bicycle trip in the US was over.
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Almost two years later the mass shooting at Columbine High School happened, where 12 people were killed.
15 years later a "carrot top" had a mass shooting in a cinema in Aurora, Denver, and 12 people were killed.
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THAT was the short story about me nearly being shot by the Denver police.
HERE is the long and "tedious" story of how I got to the U.S. District Court Building in Denver at - just by chance - EXACTLY the wrong time...
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In 1996 I had left my Thai girlfriend for the last time, not knowing that she had looked upon me as the best male DNA available - and single handedly had mixed my DNA with her own DNA.
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I had cycled on my old bicycle Sydney - Canberra - Thredbo - Wangeratta - Melbourne. Melbourne and Victoria where I had previously lived in 1990/91 with my Australian girlfriend - who in 1997 didn't want to see me again...
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From Melbourne I took a plane to Christchurch - I cycled via Invercargill and Queenstown to the ferry to New Zealand North Island. Then I cycled to Auckland. I was supposed to fly to L.A. with a free stopover in Fiji but due to storm damage in Fiji, I changed to a free stopover in Tahiti instead.
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After beautiful Tahiti I cycled from Los Angeles to Las Vegas. Then plane to San Francisco to cycle my 1996 Las Vegas new bicycle back to Las Vegas.
In 1996 I was offered in the Las Vegas shop to buy a cool surplus "Las Vegas Sheriff Department" bicycle on condition I repainted it.
Unfortunately I picked an ordinary Trek bike with Shimano silent gear to be able to come undetected on wildlife in Yukon and Alaska. - And the Yukon and Alaskan wildlife jumped just as high as me - before they ran away from the silent rider.
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So I finally had to leave my beloved Koga Miyata Traveler bike that I bought in Vienna in 1988. I had cycled my Koga Miyata estimated more than 65,000 kilometer or more than 40,000 miles and I gave it back to my local Las Vegas bicycle shop hoping they would give it to a homeless person or something.
But as the door closed I heard the boss say:
"Who wants to put a sledgehammer to this bike?"
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For the first time in my life I cycled to the Grand Canyon then I cycled through the night to Monument Valley without stopping to sleep, and I was a bit too tired to fully enjoy Monument Valley...
In Moab I was supposed to cycle on the Slick Rock area. But I had let my travel insurance expire so one look at the trail and I chickened out...
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I cycled to Aspen and in Alpine Access ATM I withdrew 500 dollars at 12:58 (Aspen ATM shows 12:58 PM MDT or EDT?), June 3, 1997.
10 days later, after a few more mountain passes, I cycled into Denver, Colorado. The last remotely interesting thing I saw was Buffalo Bill's museum and grave.
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I came into Denver and there were cars and people everywhere. So I cycled through the city looking for a cheap motel. At one stage I started walking not paying attention to my surroundings.
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Suddenly I saw a row with cameras pointing at an official looking building away from me. Then I notice a reporter that with microphone in her hand looked straight at me, with fear in her eyes. She said something and all the reporters and camera crew were looking straight at me - and to my slight amusement they all looked at me scared...
I looked to my right and I saw a crowd of demonstrators holding banners telling me that they were opposed to the death penalty.
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Somehow I had managed to walk passed a roadblock between fenced off demonstrators and fenced off reporters with their TV crews. I immediately understood that this was a trial about the mass murderer Timothy McVeigh. AND that those worried reporters and camera crew would be fearing that I had a bomb in all my bicycle bags...
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Immediately orders went through my brain:
"Don't stop! Play confused! Play dumb foreigner!"
A police officer came running and I was relieved to see that he was in his fifties and able to see that I was harmless. I immediately changed to my
"I am a harmless, ignorant and dumb Norwegian" singing kind of English:
"Sorry for passing the roadblock! I just didn't see it. If I had been interested in this I would have been standing with those opposed to the death penalty."
The police officer, who was friendly and understandable, walked me passed the roadblock on the other side of the fenced off areas.
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Now I just googled it and I was outside the U.S. District Court building in Denver.
If a trigger happy rookie police officer in his 20's had been there, he may have shot me. Because those reporters and camera crew were really afraid of me and what they feared I represented.
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If I had been shot and if I still would have been able to think straight for a few minutes, I would have told whoever that I could understand that it would have been necessary to shoot me in a situation like that.
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I got to a motel and spent the next day sleeping and w'ing. Suddenly I heard this knocking on my door and I knew immediately that it was the police. Police all over the world knock in the same demanding way. You can't ignore it because they all ready know that you are in the room.
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A year later - in 1998 - in Sichuan province in China, I was cycling towards the part of the Tibetan Plateau that is in Sichuan when the police came knocking demandingly on my "hotel" door:
"We are police officers from Public Security Office and you have cycled through an area that is closed to all foreigners. Come to our office tomorrow morning and sign a blank paper of admitting your guilt, pay a fine and you can continue cycling. If you don't come to PSB we will find you, arrest you and kick you out of China!"
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The two cops in Denver weren't there to arrest me for causing "panic" outside the U.S. District Court Building, but to ask me if I had seen a car hitting a person in the parking lot.
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1997 was a VERY special year to me:
I could have been - "should have been" - shot in Denver.
I earned 425,000 or rather 502,000 NOK on selling shares I had bought while abroad cycling.
AND I had become a father in Thailand (with 85% certainty - and 85% certainty it's a girl) - without knowing it - so even if I had been shot and killed in Denver, "my" DNA would still go on living...
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8.) To change the world for the better is not difficult. Can I work for the current US Administration on international issues - and even on US domestic issues?

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To change the world for the better is not difficult.
Can I work for the current US Administration on international issues - and even on US domestic issues?
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All it takes is ingenuity and insight combined with amnesties and bribes to solve most conflicts in the world - and I will write about it later...
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Any US President can be the best President ever because he - or she - should be judged by the complexity of the problems in the times he - or she - rules.
AND the President should be judged by the problems he - or she - was given the credit for solving and defusing.
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- Looks like I am applying for another job as an international - and local US - problem solver...
The current Administration has a lot of enemies and naysayers predicting its downfall - but just THAT makes it SO tempting and interesting to have been able to work for the current Administration - work to save the world - AND, at the same time, work to save the current Administration.
- That could mean that the current Administration would be reelected in the election in 2020 - because the current President has the possibility to become the best US President that ever was.
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The Obama - Administration seemed perfect and I would never had been suggesting that I could add anything to the Obama Administration - EXCEPT for my 20 months writing for CIA.
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The world today seems VERY complex, BUT most world problems are solvable with USA on our (mine) side.
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Who am I?
I have traveled in approximately 88 countries.
I have crossed approximately 40 countries outside Western Europe (need a recount) on bicycle cycling approximately 150.000 kilometer (96.000 miles) outside Western-Europe. E.g. once in Iran and five times in China.
I must have spent the night in more than 2.000 places (same city but different hotels) - and each place gave me more wisdom...
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I have been twice to Hawaii.
I have cycled San Francisco - Mexican border.
I have cycled Miami - San Francisco.
I have cycled Las Vegas - Fairbanks - Homer, Valdez - Skagway, Bellingham - San Francisco.
I have cycled San Francisco - Las Vegas.
I have cycled Los Angeles - Las Vegas - Denver.
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Coming: Full amnesty for every FSB worker including dmitry kovtun, andrei lugovoy and vladimir putin.
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Coming: Full amnesty and freedom to travel any country in the world for Kim Jong-un and his wife + 10 mUSD pocketmoney + 1 mUSD yearly pension.
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Coming: Dennis Rodman brings gift of one million TVs with built in internet to the North-Korean people to watch the Winter Olympics.
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Coming: 2018: Watch NBC interview (30 seconds delay due to expected foul language) with Dennis Rodman and Steve Tyler ONE MONTH before
"The Event of the Century" - the NBA match in Madison Square Garden attended by Kim Jong-un, Vladimr Putin, Asmund Agdestein, Karen Helene Agdestein - and just pardoned - Edward Snowden and Chelsea Elizabeth Manning.
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Coming: USA 2018: Do NOT blur the line between bad and illegal. Do NOT create criminals out of ordinary people. A total rethink of USA age limits - so that not EVERY American citizen has broken the law by the age of 21.
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7.) "The world is gravitating towards perfection." + My thirst to acquire wisdom.

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The original text has moved to the brand new and all English blog:
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"The world is gravitating towards perfection." + My thirst to acquire wisdom.
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The first concept I understood as a child was the meaning of the word "wisdom".
My main task in my life, so far, has been to acquire wisdom.
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At the age of eight i became the youngest member at the Bergen Golf Club, clubhouse 300 meters from my home. I always had been looking for lost golf balls to sell and at the age of ten I tried my luck as caddy for the local elite AND I didn't like it. I think it was then I got my lack of trust in really, really rich people...
At the age of thirteen I suddenly had the form of my life and played a front nine in 37 strokes, 4 over par. - And then played the back nine in 63 or 29 over par...
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I think it was at THAT moment I decided that I would spend as much time as possible to acquire wisdom - and then spend the rest of my life helping third world countries to rid themselves of their problems.
The first thing of wisdom I got that day was never to trust anyone blindly. NEVER EVER!
Other little brothers - and little sisters - who trusted their, IS Arabic, big brothers never got that wisdom because they were blown up together with the suicide west the big brother got them to wear and use...
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I started traveling the world alone from the age of 16 - after selling my golf clubs and working weekends at the dock unloading and loading ships from the age of 15. For some reason several of the dock workers were highly educated people who actually found it fulfilling and interesting working the docks and gaining wisdom from the bottom of working society.
Later I traveled to more remote places on long journeys in Asia and Africa. And THEN, in 1988, I became a cyclist and by 2008 I had become "NFL" Norway's Foremost Long distance cyclist with more than 150.000 kilometer cycled abroad - on six bike rides between 1988 and 2008.
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But what did I tell people when asked why I bothered to come to " the dullest place on Earth" - their own home village? I would reply:
"At even the dullest village it is possible for me to acquire wisdom because the contrast between dull and exiting creates a friction within me that generates wisdom..."
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Now at the age of 56 I am fully capable of unloading my wisdom, but not on a third world country as planned, but rather on my own country, Norway.
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6.) I would like to work for CIA on international issues.

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I would like to work for CIA on international issues.
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I have proved through my 63.000 words long blog as private unaided and penny less investigator, that I got what it takes to become an asset for CIA on international issues.
I have also proved through my 63.000 words long blog - in 2014/2015 pre "Google translation era" - that my English is at US College Graduate English level - and that I am able to comprehend almost 100% of what i read and hear in English.
I will continue to prove that I can be the oddball "spin doctor" that can twist and turn an issue until I see a solution - or a problem - or a limitation - NO other person in CIA will see - until I  explain it.
I got something that CIA - if not desperately needs - then at least would find VERY useful.
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FSB gets Russia's smartest, if not for life then at least for part time - whenever needed.
In USA the smartest brains goes into private sector not caring about anything but money or anybody but them self and their nearest family.
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What "most likely - in my rightful dreamworld - will happen" is that I will be trapped in a "You, Agdestein, who discovered the problems therefore must stay in Norway and solve the problems!"
And then I will - most likely - spend a year in Norway part leading a group of skilled and smart people mapping the full extent of the problem - before I part leading a group of skilled, intelligent and wise Norwegians finding the best solutions to all the problems "I discovered and therefor I created".
Since nearly all the solutions for all the problems can run parallel in time the main parts can be done in less than a year - and THEN I will be free to join CIA...
So after a year fixing the problems in Norway I will be more than willing to leave Norway for ten years or so. And most of those years I would like to work for CIA in USA - the rest of the time I can travel the world - and still help CIA through safe and secure internet.
I have absolutely no problem with the current administration, because what I can help you with becomes SO much more important - and urgent - than under the previous "my kind of administration". But I would actually love to hear, after some kind of blunder, Neil Young to be quoted (Brisbane Entertainment Center mid April 1989) in a future private setting: "I may be dumb but I am NOT stupid..."
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Into the Norwegian groups I will request, aging - but still sharp, Eva Joly to put together the group(s) she - and I - will jointly lead. The group to clarify the problems can start the group to rectify the problems as soon as the main problems, and its main branches, have been found. In that way this painful proses for Norway will be over in a years time. By rebuilding everything of importance nearly from scratch Norway will go from being a - easy to manipulate - joke to being the envy of the free world.
Only personal choice for me will be a (then) ex professor in Economics at the University of Oslo, Norway. Karen Helene Midelfart will be facing a year or two in prison for aiding her (then) ex husband in fraud, but since I by then have a say in Norway, I will be able to get her into repaying Norway through solving and repairing the problems she was a, hopefully, small part of creating.
If she doubts, I can remind her that she then will have to put her daughter in a foster home, and then to REALLY convince her, tell the tale of Woody Allen and his wife's foster daughter...
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The reason I mention the professor is because something is telling me that we MIGHT be right for each other... She is VERY smart - but also mind numbingly dumb - like helping her (future) ex husband in frauds. A smart/dumb combination I actually like - because a smart person combined with dumbness can come up with genuine excellent solutions NO one in a group of fully 100% smart people would be able to come up with. So what I am getting at is that we both may be able to complete ourself in each other by fulfilling each other privately AND fulfilling each other as a future well functioning team for CIA.
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5.) confidential@sfo.gsi.gov.uk

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confidential@sfo.gsi.gov.uk
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I am trying to get NATO's Jens Stoltenberg arrested for organizing economic fraud cooperation between DNB bank and Oslo Stock Exchange and Norwegian Trustee.
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asmund agdestein
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confidential@sfo.gsi.gov.uk
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Hello!
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omsvindelogbedrag.blogspot.com
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My name is Asmund Agdestein and I am a Norwegian citizen living temporarily in Thailand.
I am trying to get NATO's Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg arrested for creating the Fraud Triangle as funding for Norwegian Labour Party's political crimes. Partly State owned and Labour Party controlled DNB bank cooperates with Oslo Stock Exchange in defrauding shareholders, and DNB/DNM-OSE/VPS cooperate with Norwegian Trustee in defrauding bondholders. Multiple frauds since 2007 and 10's of billions of dollars lost by national and international investors. I believe Jens Stoltenberg's mentor in fraud is his friend Vladimir Putin...
I tried to write to you on 19 of November 2015 but trying to open your homepage my tablet computer was sabotaged and locked. The fraudsters I write about fear obviously you. And they fear me as well because they have locked my tablet computer five - six times in one year. I do not try to open your homepage this time, so I hope I have the right email address.
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My blog's headlines and five TOCs says it all - and the blog is 60,000 words long.
Labour Party controls everything in Norway including Director of Public Prosecution and Finanstilsynet and Okokrim - so do not expect any help from them...
Good Luck!
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18 January 2016.
Thailand.
Asmund Agdestein.
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omsvindelogbedrag.blogspot.com
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www.sfo.gov.uk/contact-us.aspx
confidential@sfo.gsi.gov.uk
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- Are NATO's Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg and the Russian President Vladimir Putin the worlds most dangerous friends?
- Is Jens Stoltenberg Vladimir Putin's eyes, ears and voice in NATO?
- Is Jens Stoltenberg a fraudster, a murderer and a traitor?
- Is NATO playing Russian Roulette with the world's security by letting Jens Stoltenberg continue to lead NATO?
- What did Vladimir Putin and Jens Stoltenberg in 2013/2014 do to make Angela Merkel suggest and support Jens Stoltenberg as the next leader of NATO / OTAN - the world's most powerful military force?
- Has KGB / FSB for decades been the mentor for Labour Party's political crimes?
- Was Vladimir Putin & Co the mentor for Jens Stoltenberg's and Labour Party's Fraud Triangle, as funding for Jens Stoltenberg's and Labour Party's criminal and undemocratic state within the State?
- Are the main users of Jens Stoltenberg's and Labour Party's Fraud Triangle members and leaders of an international ring of fraudsters e.g.:  Jens Ulltveit-Moe, Norway.  Gerald Engstrom, Sweden. Helmut Sohmen, Austria/Hong Kong. Andreas Sohmen-Pao, Singapore.  Alexei Mordashov, Russia. Vladimir Putin, Russia?
- How to investigate and arrest Jens Stoltenberg (Norwegian Prime Minister 2005 - 2013) for creating and protecting the fraudulent cooperation between, partly state owned and Labour Party controlled, DNB bank and Oslo Stock Exchange and Norwegian Trustee. The Fraud Triangle DNB/DNM - OSE/VPS - NTM has been defrauding Norwegian and international investors for 10's of billions of USD since 2008 in stock and bond frauds.
- Arrest also Tor-Aksel Busch, Director of Public Prosecution, who has for the last 28 years (10+18) been aiding and protecting Labour Party and Labour Party's crimes. He has been protecting Labour Party crimes like e.g. the Fraud Triangle. According to me Labour Party - J'accuse! - ordered the killing of Norwegian whistle blower Jan Wiborg - and according to my gut feeling Tor-Aksel Busch stopped the murder investigation...
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1* The headlines repeated.
2* My name is Asmund Agdestein -  and I have 38 years international training in detecting criminal trash.
3* I have always loved mocking and annoying people - and it has always been a threat to my life...
4* I do not cooperate with anyone...
5* Why it was so important to find out who sabotaged my tablet computer.
6a* Shortcut to prove Labour Party's criminal mind: Prove that the whistle blower prize "Zola-prisen" is fake.
6b*WHY? What wrong have Norwegians done to deserve, rotten to the core, Labour Party's crimes?
6c* Zola prisen 2016. A glimmer of hope! I think I managed to stop Labour Party's fake whistle blower prize for 2016!
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>>> About Jens Stoltenberg and Labour Party organized and protected stock and bond frauds. - Was Vladimir Putin & Co mentor for the Fraud Triangle?
7* I started buying and selling shares in 1992 and in 2007 I started to notice frauds.
8a* Labour Party's / Jens Stoltenberg's / Rune Bjerke's / Vladimir Putin's Fraud Triangle explained. Short selling explained. And how Labour Party earns countless billions trough stock frauds.
8b* A few simple steps to prove that Labour Party and Jens Stoltenberg commit economic crimes as funding for political crimes.
9* International fraudsters using the Fraud Triangle MUST be trusted. The simplest explanation is that they belong to an international fraud cooperation where each and every fraudster has been quality stamped by someone else...
10a* Four of the Russian frauds I found in 2008 and 2009 are reaching "statue of limitation" in 2019.
10b* Russian Gazprom and the AGI/Artumas oil & gas fraud: 2019.
10c* Russian Rosneft / APL / BWO and the NEXUS FPSO fraud: 2019.
10d* Russian Severstal / JUM and the CRU / Crew Gold fraud: 2019.
10e* Russian Severstal / JUM and the ITX / Intex Resourses fraud: 2019.
11a* My first fraud education in 2007/2008: Repant. "Statue of limitation": 2025.
11b* Repant: Shortcut to prove OSE stock fraud.
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>>> About Jens Stoltenberg, Labour Party, Vladimir Putin, FSB, Angela Merkel and NATO:
12a* Labour Party has for decades tried to please it's mentor KGB / FSB.
12b* Labour Party has a long history producing traitors and spies; Labour Party's sickening relationship with KGB / FSB.
13a* Vladimir Putin and his close friendship with Jens Stoltenberg. Is Jens Stoltenberg Vladimir Putins "hand puppet" in NATO?
13b* What does Vladimir Putin want from his friend NATO's Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg? To spy on NATO? To influence NATO? To sabotage / castrate / decapitate NATO?
14a* Jens Stoltenberg belongs in a prison cell in Norway - and NOT in the main office in NATO...
14b* Jens Stoltenberg knows he is being investigconfidential@sfo.gsi.gov.ukated and he is smart enough to tell who knows he is being investigated.
14c* Jens Stoltenberg is a coward. He will not tell you that most of you in my blog are being investigated.
14d* Will Jens Stoltenberg become suicidal?
14e* Will Vladimir Putin silence his friend Jens Stoltenberg by having him killed?
15a* Angela Merkel has been manipulated and outsmarted by Jens Stoltenberg.
15b* Angela Merkel has, like so many other European leaders, probably been asked by Vladimir Putin for minor help to secure Gazprom's deliveries of gas at a low fixed rate: Putin: "Support my friend Jens Stoltenberg as the next leader of NATO - or risk losing the next election...""
16* NATO's leader Jens Stoltenberg and Labour Party has been manipulated and outsmarted by Vladimir Putin/FSB, and therefore Jens Stoltenberg puts at risk not only Europe's population - but also the worlds population.
17* The world needs a democratic Russia that can join NATO against China's Communist Party's expansion plans.
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>>> About killing whistle blower Jan Wiborg:
18* Labour Party will kill if LP feels trapped in a corner. Graphic description of the killing in Copenhagen in 1994 of "Labour Party vs. Hurum airport" whistle blower Jan Wiborg.
19* Q: Who ordered whistle blower Jan Wiborg killed? Gro Harlem Brundtland? Thorbjorn Jagland? Jens Stoltenberg? All three?
20* Q: Who has the authority in Norway to arrest the Director of Public Prosecution?
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>>> WOW! How can this really be one of the world's best liked Norwegians?
21* According to me Jens Stoltenberg is a murderer. The Fraud Triangle Jens Stoltenberg created for Norwegian Labour Party has made an estimated more than ten national and international investors / fraud victims to commit suicide. In addition I suspect Jens Stoltenberg took part when top Labour Party leaders (J'accuse!) in 1994 decided to kill whistle blower Jan Wiborg.
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>>> About killing me:
22* Labour Party + Jens Stoltenberg + Vladimir Putin/FSB + The Chinese Communist Party vs. me?
23* Who is most likely to kill me?
24* Why Norwegian fraudsters don't want to kill me.
25a* Can the criminal unity of Vladimir Putin and Jens Stoltenberg please avoid "collateral damage"?
25b* Warning to the criminal unity of Vladimir Putin and Jens Stoltenberg: Someone WILL nail you for my murder...
26* To the hit man - or woman - sent by the criminal unity of Vladimir Putin and Jens Stoltenberg to kill me: Turn back and kill Vladimir Putin and Jens Stoltenberg and I will pay you four times as much as they are willing to pay you for killing me. Capice?
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>>> About me:
27* Was current Norwegian Prime Minister my childhoods bullying "friend"?
28* Why I am educational superior to most of the world's politicians...
29* Why I can understand fraudsters, murderers and mass murderers: I am 98% kindness and 2% pure pitch black evil...
Proof of my 2% pure pitch black evil: assadgoesintoexilenow.blogspot.com
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>>> About my blog:
30* A stamp of HIGH quality for my blog "J'accuse!": FSB, Russia, and / or Labour Party, Norway, have closed down my tablet computer five - six times in one year...
31a* Why this blog has FIVE tables of contents - TOCs.
31b* TOCs fourth to first.
32* The rest of the blog.
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This is the fourth of five TOCs. I started writing "a. to z.", only in English, in April 2014.
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a. ) I am protected by my freedom of speech.
b. ) (Why this blog has FOUR tables of contents.)
c. )  Russia feared this blog before I accused Russia of anything wrong...
d. ) Acronyms explained.
e. ) "Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely."
f. ) Jens Stoltenberg as Secretary General of NATO. - Was it premeditated and planned, or just opportunistic?
g. ) What will be Jens Stoltenberg's and Labour Party's secret agenda in NATO?
h. ) Jens Stoltenberg is Labour Party. Labour Party is Jens Stoltenberg.
i. ) This blog describes the best - and the best protected - fraud systematization and fraud organization Europe has ever seen. Mentor: Russia. "J'accuse!"
j. ) Four stock frauds for the benefit of three Russian companies.
k. ) Norwegian Labour Party is the worlds best protected criminal organization. Mentor: Russia. "J'accuse!"
l. ) Criminal Labour Party's "State within the State". Mentor: Russia. "J'accuse!"
m. ) Criminal Labour Party, and other organized crime, has editorial control over the mainstream press and media. Mentor: Russia. "J'accuse!"
n. ) Criminal Labour Party has control over key organisations and key persons like the current Director of Public Prosecution. Mentor: Soviet Union / Russia. "J'accuse!"
o. ) Criminal Labour Party has its own fake "whistle blower prize" "The Zola-prize" to map whistle blowers and dissidents in Norway. "J'accuse!"
p. ) Criminal Labour Party puts whistle blowers and dissidents in straight jackets in mental hospitals. Mentor: Soviet Union. "J'accuse!"
q. ) Criminal Labour Party is sabotaging political discussion forums to scare off serious writers and serious readers and serious debate. Mentor: Russia. "J'accuse!"
r. )  Swedish politician: "Norway is the last Soviet State!"
s. ) Vladimir Putin /FSB have made Russia into a dictatorship. - But for how much longer?
t. ) When will the people of Russia finally be able to get a President they truly deserve?
u. ) The confusing dates - have been fixed...
v. ) April: I have been sabotaged by the "data virus" ​​ Whatisit?
w. ) October: New text sabotage. Whatisit?
x. ) About me.
y. ) I will not return to Norway until Jens Stoltenberg is arrested and the criminal organization called "Labour Party" is dissolved...
z. ) A new word: "A jenser" and "to jens"...
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This is the third of five TOCs, I translated "A to Z" from my Norwegian text to English by automatic translation, + some rewriting by me, in April/May 2014.
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A ) Am I still "the most important Norwegian writer"? Is this then the most important blog written by a Norwegian?
B ) Labour Party is a serious threat to democracy, Legal Rights and Human dignity in Norway. "J'accuse!"
C ) Labour Party was "my own" party ...
D ) Facts, "facts" and reasoning "facts" about LP / DNB / OSE political and economic fraud and deception.
E ) A frustrated ex-insider complained in 2010 that fraudsters are hailed "by ministers, journalists and people in general."
F ) "Norway is thoroughly corrupt country..." now 18 years with the same Director of Public Prosecution. Intentional suffocation of Legal Rights in Norway? "J'accuse!"
G ) "My own" ex-party Labour Party needs many billions NOK to develop its secret, illegal, uncontrollable and undemocratic "state within the State". LP defraud us on the Oslo Stock Exchange because LP mistakenly believe that LP has a moral right to do so. LP's billion NOK organized frauds are a "revenge" on what LP mistakenly believe is "the Conservative Party voters and the Progress Party voters" who - according to LP's "philosophy" - are "typical stock market speculators AND tax evaders.".
H) The "best" and most dangerous form of DNM / OSE billion NOK frauds - and all are protected by the main fraud profiteer Labour Party...
I ) How many dozen suicides have major fraud profiteer Labour Party helped to trigger via DNM and the Oslo Stock Exchange since 2007?
J ) Do I have talent as a poet?
K ) "Negative" consequences for Norway at the forced dissolution of Labour Party.
L ) Positive consequences for Norway at the forced dissolution of Labour Party.
M ) "What should I say if one of your blog's main suspects is calling and pleading for help?"
N ) What went wrong for Norway?
O ) Who will help Norway to get rid of organized crime? Government + one of the "20"? EU? NATO?
P ) Mahatma Gandhi shows the way ...
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More about me Asmund:
Q ) Irritated at me?
R ) A private investigators penny less life in Asia - and you have no reason to envy me...
S ) I live in an small Asian village.
T ) Do I have more family here than I have in Norway?
U ) Do I have grounds for political asylum in Asia on humanitarian grounds?
V ) Loans to me? Never has anyone been so long and so to the degree alone - and broke - with something that is SO important for Norway's Present and Norway's Future ...
W ) "Blog photo" of me.
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About Oslo Stock Exchange and shares:
X ) Oslo Stock Exchange is more important to Norway than you think:
Y ) Exchange's 14 biggest losers are now down between -99.5% and -99,998% from shares highest price.
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About the organized stock fraud:
Z ) "Seven years with [Labour Party / DNB / OSE] organized and managed stock fraud" or the more "Labour Party-ideological" title "Let us defraud the Conservative Party voters and the Progress Party voters - they are exchange speculators and tax evaders!"
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This is the second of five TOCs. I translated "1. to 5.b" from my Norwegian text to English by automatic translation, + some rewriting by me, in April/May 2014.
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1.a) Introduction
1.b) To Administrator.
2.a ) Threads six named ( first name) mainpersons : "J." , Rune , Jens ( NFS) , Ola , Gerald and me Asmund .
2.b) AP / DNB / DNM / OSE / VPS / NTM / Finanstilsynet / Økokrim / "J" / Rune / Jens (NFS) / Ola / Gerald vs. me "NFL" Asmund ...
2.c) I have 36 years of international experience in order to recognize "people like" " J.", Rune, Jens ( NFS), Ola and Gerald.
3.a) When did AP get "criminal imagination"? And what exactly is AP's people prison, "APs control freak - nepotistic guardianship State" Norway the last Soviet State""?
3.b) What is Fraud-triangle DMS - OSE - NTM and how did I discovered it?
3.c) Who founded the Fraud-triangle DMS - OSE - NTM and when was it started?
3.d) How many billions are shareholders and bondholders swindled out annually through Fraud-triangle DMS - OSE - NTM?
3.e) How many employees part time work with fraud from DNM, OSE / VPS, NTM, Finanstilsynet and Økokrim?
4.a) Must "Generation X" 1961-1980 clean up after the [Swindler generation] 1941-1960 unaided?
4.b) Norwegians are Europe's most naive share scam victims...
5.a) Thread is written after alerts price Zola Prize criteria.
5.b) Thread Index.
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This is the first of five TOCs. I translated "6.0 to 24." from my Norwegian text to English by automatic translation, + some rewriting by me, in April/May 2014.
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[ 2. SECTION: Zola award : U&T >Uncovered or Thwarted< ]
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6.0 U&T : Data virus &#8203;&#8203; placed in my text:
6.1 U&T : Fraud Triangle DNM - OSE - NTM in AGI/Artumas "Matching halt" scam. "J'accuse!"
6.2 U&T : AGI: Norwegian record(?) in OSE led scam? The false "Matching halt" -77% stockprice CRASH from ONE TRADE TO THE NEXT in the AGI/Artumas scam! "J'accuse!"
6.3 U&T : Norwegian Trustee in AGI/Artumas scam. "J'accuse!"
7.1 U&T : Fraud Triangle DNM - OSE - NTM in the NEXUS scam. "J'accuse!"
7.2 U&T : 9 fraudulent "Matching halts" choked shareholders and bondholders hope in the Nexus scam. "J'accuse!"
8.1 U&T : Fraud Triangle, Norway's Foremost Serialswindler and false "Matching halt" in the CRU/Crew Gold scam. "J'accuse!"
8.2 "The -97,1% drop in the share price in CRU / Crew Gold, during the 21 months he sat in the CRU Board, came because of the recession!"
9.1 U&T : How I chased Norway's Foremost Serialswindler out of the CRU fraud . "J'accuse!"
9.2 U&T : How I chased Norway's Foremost Serialswindler out of ITX/Intex Resourses scam. "J'accuse!"
10. U&T : NFS and " Self-financing embezzlement scam" explained using the example of ITX . "J'accuse!"
11. Uncovered: NFS PGS scam. "J'accuse!"
12. U&T : My best threads about NFS-Jens - "Norway's own Bernie Madoff". "J'accuse!"
13. U&T : PGS/CRU/ITX - and the NFS-Jens history repeats itself in REC... "J'accuse!"
14. U&T : The description of OBJAKT archive describes NFS-Jens's personality..."J'accuse!"
15. Uncovered: Example of DNM - OSE fashioned day scam: ALGETA. "J'accuse!"
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[ 3. SECTION: Zola award : > Conditions that threaten Human Dignity, Democracy and the Rule of Law in Norway. < ]
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> Labour Party / DNB bank / Oslo Stock Exchange stifle Human Dignity in Norway! "J'accuse!"
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16. Human Dignity : The ultimate consequence for the weakest stock fraud victims. "J'accuse!"
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> Labour Party stifle Democracy in Norway ! "J'accuse!"
How "J." controlled Labour Party's undemocratic power is suffocating Democracy in Norway:
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17.1 Democracy : The Labour Party election "scam" in 2009 vs. free and fair 2013. "J'accuse!"
17.2 Democracy : Labour Party's "State within the State" aka Labour Party's control freak-nepotistic guardianship State "Norway the last Soviet State". "J'accuse!"
17.3 Democracy : Stock and bond frauds finance Labour Party's "State within the State". "J'accuse!"
17.4.1 Democracy : Labour Party is monitoring the Conservative Party and the Progress Party. "J'accuse!"
17.4.2 Democracy : "- Norwegian monitoring impresses NSA."
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> Labour Party stifle the Rule of Law in Norway! " J'accuse ! "
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18.1 Legal Protection : Labour Party lets criminals control some of Norway's most important offices. "J'accuse!"
18.2 Legal Protection : Labour Party protects and prevents imprisonment of criminals including NFS. "J'accuse!"
18.3 Legal Protection : Let me further investigate and identify "Labour Party and other organized financial crime"!
18.4 Legal Protection : [Swindler Generation] 1941-1960 vs. "Generation X" 1961-1980.
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19. O&F : I am Open and Fearless .
20. O&F : Suggest me for the Zola award for 2015?
21. O&F : Wake up! Mail me! Support me! (You can not all be stingy and broke...) Police report me for " libelous statements"!
22. O&F : The "Slumdog Millionaire" principle . CV / "autobiography" of someone who is not a racist. Only someone very special can managed to reveal AP's and DNB's Fraud Triangle and Norway's Foremost Serialswindler and perhaps also Sweden's Foremost Serialswindler...
22.1 O&F : Pre Norway's Foremost Long distance cyclist 1961 - 1987:
22.2 O&F : Norway's Foremost Long distance cyclist 1988 - 2008:
22.3 O&F : Norway's Foremost Long distance cyclist autumn of 2008 - present day:
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23. Table of Contents repeated.
24. Thread very briefly summarized. + Insider Comment.
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4.) "Written for CIA". - But did CIA read it? The truth finally explained.

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"Written for CIA". - But did CIA read it? The truth finally explained.
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End of March 2014 jens stoltenberg was appointed Secretary General of NATO.
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Beginning of April 2014 I saw to my horror on the internet in Trat, Thailand, that the investor fraudster, the manipulative creep - and quite possible the national traitor - jens stoltenberg was appointed Secretary General of NATO.
I shivered in pure disgust.
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I offered to American Embassy, Bangkok, Thailand, employee "Mr. X" to translate my blog into English and then to further develop and write the blog until near perfection - with the very limited resources I had at my disposal in Thailand.
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I had often seen "Mr. X" coming to "my" beach - the beach I cleaned near daily between March 2011 and March 2016. The beach is on the mainland next to the island of Koh Chang. It's name is Ao Tan Khu, in Trat province, Thailand.
I hardly ever spoke to "Mr. X". But when jens stoltenberg was appointed I knew immediately that he was the right man to go to.
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I told him that I was writing a blog about mainly jens stoltenberg and the Fraud Triangle DNB - OSE - NTM jens stoltenberg founded - probably with the original idea coming from his friend vladimir putin / FSB.
I told the American Embassy employee that I would, for the future, translate my blog into English and continue developing the blog text until jens stoltenberg has been arrested or "deleted".

I never asked for "Mr. X" position at the Embassy, but crew-cut "Mr X." was military through and through. He had been stationed at Mukdahan, Thailand, during the Vietnam War and nearly all he ever read was military war books. When he thought no one was watching he would sit with his two index fingers pointing them towards the sea, either shooting someone in his imagination or drilling his point of view into some poor quivering generals head.
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I could have asked about "Mr X." tasks at the Embassy and elsewhere in Thailand on the behalf of the Embassy, but I knew already what he would reply:
"Sure Charlie! I can tell you everything! BUT then I would have to kill you afterwards! AND if I don't kill you, we BOTH will be killed!"
- Oh, how I hate military and secret intelligence peoples smugness!
- So I didn't ask "Mr. X" about anything...
- "Mr. X" never shoved his feelings except for one time: I told him that the crooked crap we have as Attorney General, tor-aksel busch, had been polluting the main office for 18 years (now 20 years) - and before that he polluted the deputy Attorney Generals office for 10 years.
"Mr. X" came with a sound I immediately translated to HIS way to express extreme disbelief in the limitless of stupidity of Norwegians in general and politicians and journalists especially.
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I didn't write until two days ago that I from April 2014 has been writing for CIA.
Or, more correctly, in my mind I have been writing for CIA...
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But did CIA read it?
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I honestly don't know, but I guess SO many serious and partly well documented  accusations against the Secretary General of NATO jens stoltenberg, just can't be ignored by CIA & Co.
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USA pays like 75% of the NATO budget - at least in 2014 - so it's natural that they want to keep it free of 1.) criminals, 2.) saboteurs and 3.) spies like 1, 2 and 3: jens stoltenberg.
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I told "Mr. X" right from the start that I sometimes drink too much beer - if people were kind enough to offer penny less me beer. AND that I should NOT be told any secrets I may not be able to keep when drunk...
That is why I DO NOT KNOW anything about anything conserning CIA & Co., because that is the safest way to go both for me AND for American Intelligents
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It wasn't until August 2017 that i told people that I write for US Intelligence. At one police station I asked about my main police station since my living address is not the same as my postal address.
"US Intelligence? Ehhhhh... we try to separate between..." And then she stopped insulting me...
In the other police station - where I actually belong, the police woman's eyes glazed over and she lost interest... But she did tell me that the telephone number to the police was 02800.
And if I see a red on my chest? I wondered.
THEN you call 112.
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3.) TOC: 1. - 10.: omsvindelogbedrag.blogspot.com

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TOC: 1. - 10.: omsvindelogbedrag.blogspot.com
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1.= Norwegian text written February 2014.
2.- 10.= English text "Written for CIA" between April 2014 and January 2016.
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1.) Norwegian: Written 2014.02.16. Improved until 2015.01.17.
"Norge i NATO. AP finansierer hemmelig, ulovlig, ukontrollerbar og udemokratisk stat i Staten gjennom organisert aksjesvindel."
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2.) Written between 2014.04.19. and 2014.10.03. for CIA.
Text sabotaged and ruined. I "wash" the text, as described, but still it has a BAD virus...
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3.) Written between 2014.10.24. and 2015.01.17 for CIA.
Is NATO's new Secretary General, Jens, Russia's Eyes, Ears and Voice?
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4.) Written 2015.11.16 for CIA.
Are NATO's Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg and the Russian President Vladimir Putin the worlds most dangerous friends?
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5.) Written 2015.11.17. for CIA.
Are NATO's Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg and the Russian President Vladimir Putin the worlds most dangerous friends?
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6.) Written 2015.12.03. for CIA.
Are NATO's Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg and the Russian President Vladimir Putin the worlds most dangerous friends?
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7a.) Written 2015.12.04 for CIA.
Leaders and members of an international ring of fraudsters: Jens Ulltveit-Moe, Norway. Helmut Sohmen, Austria/Hong Kong. Andreas Sohmen-Pao, Singapore. Eike Batista, Brazil. Alexei Mordashov, Russia. Vladimir Putin, Russia.
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7b.) Written 2015.12.04. for CIA.
"To whom it may concern." Leaders and members of an international ring of fraudsters:
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8a.) Written 2015.12.14. for CIA.
Leaders and members of an international ring of fraudsters:
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8b.) Written 2015.12.14. for CIA.
"To whom it may consern". Leaders and members of an international ring of fraudsters:
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9.) Written 2016.01.15/16. for CIA.
Are NATO's Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg and the Russian President Vladimir Putin the worlds most dangerous friends?
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10.) Written 2016.01.17. for CIA.
Are NATO's Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg and the Russian President Vladimir Putin the worlds most dangerous friends? - Is Jens Stoltenberg Vladimir Putin's eyes, ears and voice in NATO? - Is Jens Stoltenberg a fraudster, a murderer and a traitor? - Is NATO playing Russian Roulette with the world's security by letting Jens Stoltenberg continue to lead NATO? - What did Vladimir Putin and Jens Stoltenberg in 2013/2014 do to make Angela Merkel suggest and support Jens Stoltenberg as the next leader of NATO / OTAN - the world's most powerful military force? - Has KGB / FSB for decades been the mentor for Labour Party's political crimes? - Was Vladimir Putin & Co the mentor for Jens Stoltenberg's and Labour Party's Fraud Triangle, as funding for Jens Stoltenberg's and Labour Party's criminal and undemocratic state within the State? - Are the main users of Jens Stoltenberg's and Labour Party's Fraud Triangle members and leaders of an international ring of fraudsters e.g.: Jens Ulltveit-Moe, Norway. Gerald Engstrom, Sweden. Helmut Sohmen, Austria/Hong Kong. Andreas Sohmen-Pao, Singapore. Alexei Mordashov, Russia. Vladimir Putin, Russia? - How to investigate and arrest Jens Stoltenberg (Norwegian Prime Minister 2005 - 2013) for creating and protecting the fraudulent cooperation between, partly state owned and Labour Party controlled, DNB bank and Oslo Stock Exchange and Norwegian Trustee. The Fraud Triangle DNB/DNM - OSE/VPS - NTM has been defrauding Norwegian and international investors for 10's of billions of USD since 2008 in stock and bond frauds. - Arrest also Tor-Aksel Busch, Director of Public Prosecution, who has for the last 28 years (10+18) been aiding and protecting Labour Party and Labour Party's crimes. He has been protecting Labour Party crimes like e.g. the Fraud Triangle. According to me Labour Party - J'accuse! - ordered the killing of Norwegian whistle blower Jan Wiborg - and according to my gut feeling Tor-Aksel Busch stopped the murder investigation...
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